The title doesn't offend me so much since the policeman is of the portly variety but dear baby spinach does he look like a pervert!
Raggedy Ann: He smells like hot dogs!
Raggedy Andy: I think his zipper's open!
Nice Fat Policeman: Well now, I wonder how much I can get for a couple of raggedy dolls?
I know people were more innocent back in the olden days but I find it hard to believe there wasn't at least ONE smartass around back then!
That makes me sad.