Thursday, November 19, 2009

This is why I don't like to come in early.

I've been sitting outside for a half hour, waiting for a key holder to
come in and unlock the door.

I could have slept for another half an hour and gotten more beauty sleep. At my age, I need all the help I can get


  1. crap, those jerks wasted part of your day.

    you will never get that time back.


  2. I hope you did something constructive with your time, such as thinking of something witty and yet scathing to say to the key holder.

  3. Unfortunately I hold a key for the shop, while others claim to have "lost" theirs, so most people just bitch asking why I wasn't there ahead of them.

  4. careful. If you're so prompt, you might get a key and end up in Andy's situation!

  5. For this very reason, I have TRAINED myself to be late. Because I got sick of always being on time and waiting for everyone else. Now I'm late for everything, and I live in a constant state of panic about that, but at least I'm not waiting. You can do it, too! Join me on the dark side!

  6. throw a big rock at the window- someone will be there for you shortly


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