Me [to Andy]: It's a big piece of meat.
I listen to what Andy is saying.
Me: You'll recognize it when you see it. It's HUGE.
I listen some more
Me [I gesture with fingers and hands as if he can see me]: It's thick. About an inch, inch and a half. Probably about a foot long, maybe a little shorter.
Listen, listen, listen.
Me: Well, compare them. Which one is bigger?
I nod as I listen.
Me: Yup! That's the one I want! Now put it on the stove. Thanks!
I turn to see Margara staring at me and shaking her head as if she was trying to make sense of what she was hearing.
In the end, Andy chose the wrong piece of meat. I wanted this one:
But he actually thawed the short and stubby one:
That man needs constant supervision!