Wednesday, June 29, 2011

This took place 5 minutes ago but I think it stopped time.

 

Me to Milton: Ick! My purse smells like rotten mango!

 

Milton: What? It smells like what?

 

Me: Rotten mango.

 

Milton (horrified): Why would it smell like that?

 

Me: Because I put it in there a couple days ago and forgot about it.

 

Milton (face ashen white and looking puke-y): Why would you do that?  Why? Unless I'm confused about what 'mangoo' means?

 

Me: … … … I said MANGO not MANGOOMANGO!

 

Milton (looking relieved): Oh! Okay! That makes sense! Rotten MANGO! I was wondering if 'mangoo' was slang for—

 

Me: No! Let's just... let's just … I don't know what to say right now so I'm just going to pretend this conversation never took place.



::lays on floor in fetal position chanting hymns::


::shiver::

6 comments:

  1. It took me a second, but then it dawned on me. Ewwww. ;)

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  2. Wait. You put a rotted mango in your purse?

    :)

    Ugh. I think the cat just farted.

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  3. Wow. Mango, I get. Man goo...who even comes up with that? She scares me.

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  4. you are so lucky to get to work with Milton every-single- work day.

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  5. We should swap work places one day and then blog about it...

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  6. Hey Bee,

    Not sure if you remember me but I used to write a blog that you seemed to enjoy. Due to how busy my schedule is, I'm unable to keep the blog going. However I have (finally) signed up for Twitter so you can find small slices of Sully wisdom from time to time on there. My tag is @ThatSullyGuy

    -Sully

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