Friday, June 3, 2011

I know where I am, why should I care where you are?

I hate it when people call me and ask for directions to get to our office. In this day and age of GPS and the internet, I feel like it's not my responsibility to draw somebody an imaginary map. Especially since they always ask shit like "are you on the east or west side of the street?" At that moment in time I think "Listen, dipshit, if you know where east and west are located, that's more than I know so how about you just look for the sign that says 'Arkham Asylum' once you are on the freakin street??"


::sigh:: I should just stop answering my phone.

Raaaaant over!


  1. I hear ya'. I'm a mapquest kind a gal. Don't trust directions from a person anymore anyway... don't ask me why. ;-]

  2. So, are you on the east or west side of the street?


    Sorry - couldn't resist.

  3. You could always direct them to other places, such as cosmetic surgeries, massage parlours and dentists, and see how long it takes them to work out they're in the wrong waiting room.


Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.