It's been one of those days and I'm so very tired of having one of those days.
To lighten the mood, here is a Milton story:
Milton: I found a paperclip by your desk. [gives me paperclip]
Me: Oh, um okay. Thanks.
Milton: You want to make sure you look around your desk before you leave because the cleaning crew will just throw them away.
Me: I'll try to remember.
Milton: You know, I'll just make a note to check your area before I leave. Just to be sure.
Me: ::sigh:: will you get mad if I say I don't care?
Milton: But the cleaning crew will throw them away!
Me: If I promise never to let a paperclip slip from my fingers, will you leave me alone?
Milton [rolls her eyes]: I'll just make sure to check your area before I leave.