I wasn’t put on this Earth to let people walk all over me with their bare feet OR shit covered shoes.

I'm just sayin'.

It's been one of those days and I'm so very tired of having one of those days.

To lighten the mood, here is a Milton story:

Milton: I found a paperclip by your desk. [gives me paperclip]

 

Me: Oh, um okay. Thanks.

 

Milton: You want to make sure you look around your desk before you leave because the cleaning crew will just throw them away.

 

Me: I'll try to remember.

 

Milton: You know, I'll just make a note to check your area before I leave. Just to be sure.

 

Me: ::sigh:: will you get mad if I say I don't care?

 

Milton: But the cleaning crew will throw them away!

 

Me: If I promise never to let a paperclip slip from my fingers, will you leave me alone?

 

Milton [rolls her eyes]: I'll just make sure to check your area before I leave.