I was reviewing my blog stats the other day because the searches that land people on my blog always amuse me. For some reason, there are a bunch of people obsessed with *googly eyes*! Anyway, I came across somebody, a spam site I think, linking to me via a post called "50 Best Blogs for Marriage Advice".
I was like "Oh cool! Somebody actually listens to my backwards advice! Someone will probably live happily ever sometimes based on all the little nuggets I post about my marriage! It feels so good to be able to inspire people-- wait what??" and my ego bubble burst!
" 9. Bee’s Musings : Written by a quirky man who lives in a Chicago suburb, this blog gives an inside look at one man’s view on the opposite sex and their views on men. Don’t be surprised if things get a little wacky!"
Que? Me? A MAN??
I mean, I know I'm tougher than most men and can basically whoop ninja ass but I know for a fact I'm a girl!
I think?
I do remember getting all that spam about making my penis bigger...
And I still get these in my inbox.
Recommended for men of all ages - Better lovemaking does not have to come at a crazy price
Achieve greater strength and girth - Your lovemaking ability decides the chicks you can get
When no is a dirty word - Love your pecker, and make your pecker love more and she will love you
She will fondle your nerve endings - With my improved stamina, i could take her on all night longSex will never be the same again - Look, it really works, you should try these organ enhancement organic pills
::sigh:: Spammers can't be wrong! Maybe my mom should sue the doctor that told her I was a girl? To think of all the money she could have saved on all those frufru dresses she bought me. Will I have to learn to like sports? And what about my shoes?
My pretty pretty shoes!
Will they still fit me if I'm a man?
I think I need a nap.
I think those shoes would need a wider toe box if you were a man wearing those.
ReplyDeleteYes. I just used the words toe box. Sigh...
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ReplyDeleteOh MY GOD!!!!!
ReplyDeletethink of the shoes. NOOOOOOOOO
you'll have to be a transvestite now that you're a man.
Does Any realize he's married to a man? Is this going to affect his self-image in any way?
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm the one who bugged you on FB the other night about the end of the assistant story. Up to last September in the archives!
I do love those pretty shoes! And you my friend are FAR from a man!
ReplyDeleteIf you're a man, you would talk about boobs.
ReplyDeleteUh....
You should write a post from a man's point of view and title it "bOObs, beer, tools & t!ts"... Lol
ReplyDeleteI remember boots like those.... many, many, many moons ago! I used to be able to rock them, now it's comfort over fashion... soon I'll be wearing tennis shoes with silk skirts :-/
ReplyDeleteBrilliant website, I had not come across beesmusings.blogspot.com earlier during my searches!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the fantastic work!
I don't know, if you are a man now are you going to start scratching your crotch in public? You should really think this through.
ReplyDeleteGah! You'll have to start watching ESPN now too.
So you're a dude? With pretty shoes? Like, a drag queen?
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Funny post, Bee!
Every time I get an email about making my penis bigger, they always show me a picture of some other guy's penis getting bigger. I don't want to make his penis bigger... I really don't.
ReplyDeleteI knew that topless pic you sent me looked too good to be true.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes r so Hawt!
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