I was reviewing my blog stats the other day because the searches that land people on my blog always amuse me. For some reason, there are a bunch of people obsessed with *googly eyes*! Anyway, I came across somebody, a spam site I think, linking to me via a post called "50 Best Blogs for Marriage Advice".
I was like "Oh cool! Somebody actually listens to my backwards advice! Someone will probably live happily ever sometimes based on all the little nuggets I post about my marriage! It feels so good to be able to inspire people-- wait what??" and my ego bubble burst!
" 9. Bee’s Musings : Written by a quirky man who lives in a Chicago suburb, this blog gives an inside look at one man’s view on the opposite sex and their views on men. Don’t be surprised if things get a little wacky!"
Que? Me? A MAN??
I mean, I know I'm tougher than most men and can basically whoop ninja ass but I know for a fact I'm a girl!
I do remember getting all that spam about making my penis bigger...
And I still get these in my inbox.
Recommended for men of all ages - Better lovemaking does not have to come at a crazy price
Achieve greater strength and girth - Your lovemaking ability decides the chicks you can get
When no is a dirty word - Love your pecker, and make your pecker love more and she will love youShe will fondle your nerve endings - With my improved stamina, i could take her on all night long
Sex will never be the same again - Look, it really works, you should try these organ enhancement organic pills
::sigh:: Spammers can't be wrong! Maybe my mom should sue the doctor that told her I was a girl? To think of all the money she could have saved on all those frufru dresses she bought me. Will I have to learn to like sports? And what about my shoes?
My pretty pretty shoes!
Will they still fit me if I'm a man?
I think I need a nap.