Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I need to know who the hell is spreading germs as if they were rays of sunshine!

I am sick AGAIN! I was healthy for about 3 days and some ignorant douche canoe shopper decided to sneeze and cough all over me. I was hoping for the best, "Oh, I'm sure my immune system is strong enough now to withstand those vile germs!" and then I got on my unicorn and landed on a rainbow. Wait, rainbows are real, right? Andy can't hear me so I can't confirm this information and I don't want to google it because then I'd have to move my hand and I'm tired and my nose is dripping.

The worst part? You know how people will sometimes call in to work faking they're sick? I have to do the opposite and fake being healthy so that I can go to work and not be judged by the bats. Don't worry, I'm being very cautious and I only sneeze, cough or blow my nose in the privacy of the bathroom. I come back to my desk all glassy-eyed and perky pretending I love my job. Hmmmmm that may be a giveaway.

Well, tomorrow is bagel day at the Asylum so instead of being home in my nice warm bed, I'll be sitting at my desk with an Asiago cheese bagel and a steaming cup of coffee. That's tomorrow. Tonight I will have a few shots of Nyquil.

11 comments:

  1. What you really need to know is why the germs like visiting your nose so much. Is it well appointed with spectacular views? Does it offer spacious accomodation? Is it furnished?

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  2. You obviously did not have enough colds as a child.

    Yeah, right. I think they have all mutated.

    Feel better soon!

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  3. I'm actually shocked I've made it this far this season and not been sick. In previous years, I can pretty much pinpoint the arrival time of a cold or the flu after walking through the vapor cloud of evil spewed from one of the kids in the department I work in as they sneeze right in front of me. Hope you can kick this thing, and by next winter, you'll be made of titanium grade steel and thus, virtually immune to germs!

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  4. I hear Airborne is pretty good. It was invented by a teacher you know ;0)

    I've never used it myself, but my colleagues say it works very well. Take care and feel better!

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  5. well this just sucks. at least there's nyquil.

    and booze

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  6. Everyone in our house as been sick for two weeks. It is miserable. Get well soon.

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  7. Ugh. I hope you feel better soon! Being sick and having to go to work and pretending your healthy is tough!

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  8. better dunk your bagel in listerine, for safety

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  10. Thank god for meds!! I would probably commit both homicide AND suicide if I couldn't drug myself to oblivion when I have a cold.

    Get better soon!!!! And don't get sick again!!

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