So today is my friend Brian's birthday. For those of you who don't know, Brian is British which is probably why he's always all proper and gentleman-like. Because it's his birthday, I've decided to be a lady and not post anything uhm unladylike.
I won't tell you guys how, today at ACS, I was put in charge of the rainbow panty carrousel. You ladies know what I'm talking about right? The table where they lay the panties in a fanned out position according to size and color? No, I won't tell you guys about that because Brian will be too embarrassed to say anything and will probably hide in a corner.
As I was aligning crotches, I got to wondering if people wash the underwear they buy before wearing them. I mean, there I was, a complete stranger, getting to third base with your future undies.
Anyway, Brian isn't celebrating his birthday on the actual day like normal people (probably because he's British) instead he will celebrate on the fifth which is weird cuz that's my dad's birthday so I guess I'll just have to wait a day before I can say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!
British people are so weird.