So today is my friend Brian's birthday. For those of you who don't know, Brian is British which is probably why he's always all proper and gentleman-like. Because it's his birthday, I've decided to be a lady and not post anything uhm unladylike.
I won't tell you guys how, today at ACS, I was put in charge of the rainbow panty carrousel. You ladies know what I'm talking about right? The table where they lay the panties in a fanned out position according to size and color? No, I won't tell you guys about that because Brian will be too embarrassed to say anything and will probably hide in a corner.
As I was aligning crotches, I got to wondering if people wash the underwear they buy before wearing them. I mean, there I was, a complete stranger, getting to third base with your future undies.
Anyway, Brian isn't celebrating his birthday on the actual day like normal people (probably because he's British) instead he will celebrate on the fifth which is weird cuz that's my dad's birthday so I guess I'll just have to wait a day before I can say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!
British people are so weird.
Thankyou for your kind words. I didn't look at the picture of the carousel thing, obviously.
ReplyDeleteI don't really understand why people bother with coloured underwear.
40 is soooo damn old
ReplyDeletelets see, if we convert 40 into dog years, thats ... holy crap!
ReplyDeletedude, do you need to sit down? here, take my chair
Is he celebrating on the 5th because the 5th is a Friday? Also, Brian o vretanos, people wear colorful underwear because it excites the boys...for some reason. That shit is expensive. Bee, why are you touching all of the crotches in the underwear? Just to be weird?
ReplyDeleteMy assignment was to fold them in half then align the crotcheseses. Weird would be to sniff 'em.
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
No sniffing. Period.
ReplyDeleteDon't be fooled. My British guy is a total closet-perv...in the good way, though:)
Happy Birthday Brian!
Eeeewwww! Do people try them on, bring them back then you have to refold them by alligning the crotches!!!! Grooooosssssssssss!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy early birthday Brian!!!!
Dear heaven, I never, ever considered having to do such a thing, but now I am not going to be able to think of anything else!
ReplyDeleteHmm, my birthday is tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of people born around this time of year.
Which means the end of May/start of June is a popular time for schtooping.
So, my computer exploded when I was leaving a comment 25 minute ago. It's taken that long for it to get back up. (What she said). Anyway, I'm throwing caution to the wind and I'm going to go ahead and write what I left here before and chance it...
ReplyDeleteI love wearing new undies (pre-washed, of course). It's like I have a little secret and the rest of the world has no idea.
I couldn't agree more-- British people are very weird. But they make up for it by generally being quite funny, whether intentional or not.
ReplyDeleteHappy day-before-the-day-after-your-birthday!
Happy Birthday Brian!!
ReplyDeleteI don't by loose underwear, only packaged ones.
ReplyDeleteI only started pre-washing them in he last couple of years. I was laughing at my boyfriend one day because he washes absolutely every article of clothing he buys before wearing it, when he blurted out.
ReplyDelete"You wear underwear that other people's dirty hands were fingering??"
Kind of put it all in a new perspective for me.
Happy Birthday Brian!
http://www.theladyslounge.com
AAAAARRRRR!! Your lack of posts is driving me mad! Mad I tell you!
ReplyDeleteMust wash the panties first...absolutely must. One of my first jobs was in retail and at the tender age of 16 I did actually see a man pleasuring himself in a rack of clothes...Oh my god...this explains my displeasure of womens clothing stores and my issue with my job as a retail boutique manager. EW!
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