Oh lord! Milton lost her pencil again! I have been at work for an hour and have been asked 5 times if I've seen it.
Me: Uh, I haven't moved from this spot in an hour. Unless it has tiny little legs and a map, I don't see how it could have made its way to my desk.
Milton: I know I keep asking you but I'm hoping you'll surprise me.
So I get up, grab a BRAND NEW PENCIL FROM THE SPECIAL SUPPLY CABINET, sharpen it and say:
Me: Here's a NEW AND IMPROVED PENCIL. SURPRISE!!
Milton: Very funny but I need MY pencil.
And people wonder why I nicknamed her Milton from Office Space...
oh how I love that Milton
ReplyDeleteMilton from Outer Space suits just as well.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
Wow... what happens when she misplaces her stepler?
ReplyDeleteOh, Lordy! Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteI used to work in an office where I had to do the supply ordering and everyone had their "own special pen". I had to order about 10 different kinds of pens! Milton, there's an entire office in Los Angeles who hears ya'.
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