A bunch of Randomnesssss

My friend Jai sent me this pic from "New Joisy"

I was walking by Glynda on my way to get my fix (MMMM…COFFEE!) and she asked ‘are you okay?’ (I thought to myself did I just say “I'm glad I’m done with this shithole for the week” out loud? I seriously had to stop and think about it!)
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Me: ‘yeah, why?’
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Glynda: ‘it sounds like you’re limping.’ yes... she said SOUNDS…
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Me: [trying hard not to let the blood vessels in my eyes pop so I’m keeping answers to a minimum] ‘Nope. Fine’
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Glynda: ‘Okay’
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I walk to the kitchen, grab my awesome mug. It says "I’m on a 30 Day diet. So far I’ve lost 15 DAYS!" I laugh cuz it’s SO true… Any-who I’m thinking 'I know my brain is fuzzed up right now so maybe I can’t figure out HOW I can SOUND like I’m limping…' being the natural born problem solver (DORK) that I am, I walked back and forth in the kitchen trying to figure it out. Finally after like 10 minutes I decided to just go and ASK her what she meant.
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Me: ‘what did you mean by “sounds like you’re limping”?’
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Glynda: [I. KID. YOU. NOT.] ‘your shoes are making different noises.’
Yeah, she said that. Maybe it's only funny to me...?
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Second thing of randomnessssss:
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Do any other wives out there provide their husbands with pictures of near naked woman that they (their husbands) have crushes on?
I sent Husband Andy a pic of Kate from Lost in her "unders" and this was like 2-3 weeks ago and I didn’t get a thank you! So I remembered to ask him yesterday.
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Me: ‘Dude, did you get that pic of Kate I sent you?’
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HA: ‘Yeah’ [man of few words unless you’re talking about sports or video games then he won’t shut up!]
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Me: ‘What the hell! Why didn’t you say anything?’
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HA: ‘Wha-d-you want me to say?’
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Me: ‘I dunno maybe, “thank you awesome wife for sending me a pic of a half naked woman” not all wives do that you know! You should appreciate the coolness that is me!’
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HA: ‘She wasn’t half naked. Half naked is when someone’s wearing only a top or a bottom’…Glutton for Punishment I am.
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To Husband Andy I say, “From now on I’ll send you pics of half naked MEN!” See if I get a reaction then…
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P.S.

Guys, I can’t find the pic I sent him so I will not be posting it. I think I deleted it after I sent it to him cuz why else would I keep it, I’m not gay you know. (not that there’s anything wrong with it—Seinfeld still cracks me up—)
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Speaking of me Not being Gay.
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I am a Ginormous fan of Miami Ink especially Kat Von D so I was upset when she left but then I found out she’ll have her own show in August! AWESOME!
Brother Dan if you make a comment about me being Gay, so-help-me I’ll dognap your doggie and raise her as my own!

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Last but not least:

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Ami James and Jon Bon Jovi could be twins (both hot!)...

but you probably already knew that.

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You've been a great audience! Have a great weekend everybody!