Sometimes, working at the Asylum makes me angrier than an ant who has just lost its hill to a big foot but there are those rare occasions when I giggle uncontrollably.

I was sitting at my desk, trying to find my cloning machine so that I may honor the world with more Bees and maybe they would help me get some work done, when I overheard this little conversation between a mom who was filling out paperwork and her young son.

Little Boy: Mommy! My butt is full up with pooooooo!

Mommy: I'll take you potty in a minute.

Little Boy: But mommy! Is gonna come out!

Mommy: Just hold it. Mommy needs to finish something for the doctor.

[some silence]

Little Boy: Hold it likes dis mommy?

Mommy: Oh Jakey!! What's on your hands??

Little Jakey: My poooooo!

 

And then there was chaos in the waiting room but happiness in the business office. 

I think Beckham is trying to tell me something. Come to Bee, Mr. Beckham!

edited for your protection.

Brian said they may replace *football* players with robots and to that I say "Nooooooooo!!!!!".

Sometimes I stumble across things while bargain huntin and I wonder what people were smoking to get their creative juices flowing.

We went to HomeGoods on Friday, I was looking forward to it since Thursday and it was somewhat of a letdown, when I stumbled across this, uh, Leprechaun?

 

I took a close-up of the face because I wanted you to see that his eye didn't fall out while being shipped. It was made that way! I think he's supposed to be winking? Or giving you the evil eye?

And he also looks like he has a bad case of Rosacea.

 

Then I thought he was holding a pipe but no, it looks more like a shiv.

 

I picture him coming over quietly, so as not to alert you of his presence, and then whispering in your ear, "Top o da mornin to ya, laddy!" as he stick the shiv right through your breastplate!

::SHIVER!!::

Happy belated Mother's Day to all you Mothers out there! Hope you hade a great day!