Monday, September 13, 2010

It was late, I couldn't sleep and then I started hallucinating.

I saw the most ridiculous commercial!

It turns out there is a company out there that thinks we are all a bunch of morons. They are marketing a ball that they say gives you the illusion that it is defying gravity!


It seems to be a metal(looking) ball inside of a clear ball so it tricks the eye and your brain thinks "Ooh! Look pretty ball floating!"


Pfft! They're not fooling anybody! Especially not someone like me who can...

::suspenseful music::



Follow me and watch while I float a cup over my lovely assistant Andy's hand!


So now you're thinking "Well, of course you can float a plastic cup! It's very light, dontcha know!" okay you doubting Thomas!

Here we have me floating a bottle over lovely Andy's hand. A bottle with WATER still in it!


But then my lovely assistant was called into battle so I quickly had to hire my mommy, we like to keep it all in the family, to be his stand in.

Voila! Floating flyswatter!


Last but not least,

I present,



Now you are in awe and very impressed.

Yep. I'm oh so very talented. I think I inherited the talent from my great great aunt Ms. Wicked Witch.

But wait! Since I really like you guys, I'll show you how to amaze your friends and family! That's right! All you need to do is send 3 payments of $49.99 and you will be a floating sensation!

Act now operators are standing by!


  1. Thank you for creating this blog!
    Have a wonderful day!

  2. Fushigi - the ancient Japanese art of making money out of gullible people?

  3. yeah but can you float three things at once? i saw them do 3-4 balls on the commercial

    wow, you got a new reader

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  5. Wow! Bee, you're magical. How did you do that? Especially that bottle of water; it looks heavy. My check's in the mail. I must learn the secret to floating stuff.

  6. Wow, that is incredible. God, how do you do it?

    & why are you sponsored by cheap generic viagra? Does that mean you get excited in a way that suggests cop films or some such?


    Confused of Manchester.

  7. It is extremely interesting for me to read that blog. Thank you for it. I like such themes and everything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.

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  8. You truly are amazing! It's a good thing your fingers showed up in every picture holding up those floating objects or I would have had my day ruined by walking around wondering how you did all of these amazing things! ;)

  9. Why would someone want the name "buy cheap generic viagra"??
    Atleast they know good reading when they see it!

  10. OMG! I have seen that commercial! Ahahahahahha. Its the dumbest advertising and product EVER!

  11. I'll take 50! nay, make that 51!
    Will it help with my hair?

    Wow and who would name their kid "Buy Cheap Generic"? Geeez people, get a clue.


  12. uhmmmm.....

    Gary, what are you doing over here? you don't need cheap viagara do ya?

    please no

  13. Wow neat! This is a really great site! I am wondering if anyone else has come across something
    exactly the same in the past? Keep up the great work!

  14. So which is likely to give you the greatest amount of lift (i.e. the biggest bang for your buck)? Cheap viagra or Fushigi?

  15. Does Chris Angel know about this trick?

  16. can I play with your balls?

    err uh
    I meant your fushigi balls

  17. You're not fooling anyone. You took these photos in space.


Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.