I saw the most ridiculous commercial!
It turns out there is a company out there that thinks we are all a bunch of morons. They are marketing a ball that they say gives you the illusion that it is defying gravity!
It seems to be a metal(looking) ball inside of a clear ball so it tricks the eye and your brain thinks "Ooh! Look pretty ball floating!"
Pfft! They're not fooling anybody! Especially not someone like me who can...
FLOAT THINGS FOR REAL!
Follow me and watch while I float a cup over my lovely assistant Andy's hand!
So now you're thinking "Well, of course you can float a plastic cup! It's very light, dontcha know!" okay you doubting Thomas!
Here we have me floating a bottle over lovely Andy's hand. A bottle with WATER still in it!
But then my lovely assistant was called into battle so I quickly had to hire my mommy, we like to keep it all in the family, to be his stand in.
Voila! Floating flyswatter!
Last but not least,
FLOATING RED WATCH!
Now you are in awe and very impressed.
Yep. I'm oh so very talented. I think I inherited the talent from my great great aunt Ms. Wicked Witch.
But wait! Since I really like you guys, I'll show you how to amaze your friends and family! That's right! All you need to do is send 3 payments of $49.99 and you will be a floating sensation!
Act now operators are standing by!