I saw the most ridiculous commercial!
It turns out there is a company out there that thinks we are all a bunch of morons. They are marketing a ball that they say gives you the illusion that it is defying gravity!
It seems to be a metal(looking) ball inside of a clear ball so it tricks the eye and your brain thinks "Ooh! Look pretty ball floating!"
Pfft! They're not fooling anybody! Especially not someone like me who can...
::suspenseful music::
FLOAT THINGS FOR REAL!
Follow me and watch while I float a cup over my lovely assistant Andy's hand!
So now you're thinking "Well, of course you can float a plastic cup! It's very light, dontcha know!" okay you doubting Thomas!
Here we have me floating a bottle over lovely Andy's hand. A bottle with WATER still in it!
But then my lovely assistant was called into battle so I quickly had to hire my mommy, we like to keep it all in the family, to be his stand in.
Voila! Floating flyswatter!
Last but not least,
I present,
FLOATING RED WATCH!
Now you are in awe and very impressed.
Yep. I'm oh so very talented. I think I inherited the talent from my great great aunt Ms. Wicked Witch.
But wait! Since I really like you guys, I'll show you how to amaze your friends and family! That's right! All you need to do is send 3 payments of $49.99 and you will be a floating sensation!
Act now operators are standing by!
Thank you for creating this blog!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day!
Fushigi - the ancient Japanese art of making money out of gullible people?
ReplyDeleteyeah but can you float three things at once? i saw them do 3-4 balls on the commercial
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Hmm!
Confused of Manchester.
It is extremely interesting for me to read that blog. Thank you for it. I like such themes and everything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.
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You truly are amazing! It's a good thing your fingers showed up in every picture holding up those floating objects or I would have had my day ruined by walking around wondering how you did all of these amazing things! ;)
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OMG! I have seen that commercial! Ahahahahahha. Its the dumbest advertising and product EVER!
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Wow and who would name their kid "Buy Cheap Generic"? Geeez people, get a clue.
~GARY~
uhmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteGary, what are you doing over here? you don't need cheap viagara do ya?
please no
Wow neat! This is a really great site! I am wondering if anyone else has come across something
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So which is likely to give you the greatest amount of lift (i.e. the biggest bang for your buck)? Cheap viagra or Fushigi?
ReplyDeleteDoes Chris Angel know about this trick?
ReplyDeletecan I play with your balls?
ReplyDeleteerr uh
I meant your fushigi balls
You're not fooling anyone. You took these photos in space.
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