I was watching So You Think You Can Dance a few weeks ago and their guest singer was Usher singing OMG. I like Usher. Some of his songs have my rhythm challenged body twitching like a caffeine addict after drinking a whole "Box" of coffee from Dunkin Donuts. This performance, however, had me wondering if he left his voice in the studio. But anyway, I'm happy to report that his new song would make all legendary songwriters, dead and alive, proud. I mean, a song shouldn't just be about shadow men.
Fancy hat tricks.
Dudes with fake cigarettes/cigars.
A stripper wantta be.
Windmills.
Spiders.
Ninjas Surgeons.
Or, well, crawling women.
Nope, it's all about lyrics like:
♫♪ I fell in love with shawty when i seen her on the dance floor ♫♪
♫♪ honey got a booty like
pow,
pow,
pow ♫♪
And the way those booties came up on cue? Well that was just icing on the cake. And yes, I did go to iTunes ASAP to download it to my power playlist because, I don't know if you know this about me but, I'm a shawty with a booty and this is now my theme song.
♫♪ it make me want to say
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫♪
Life needs more choreographed booty popping. I am putting you in charge of this. Run down to the Transformers shoot and get Optimus Prime in on this shit. You will be in YouTube heaven if you can pull it off.
ReplyDeleteNO! I'm a shawty with a booty!
ReplyDeleteIt's ALWAYS been about the lyrics... except for those country songs you know... more image there than anything. :-)
ReplyDeleteShake it Bee, Shake it!
ReplyDeleteWait. I mean "Pop it!"
sometimes I just feel so old
ReplyDeleteWell, I have to admit, I love the show So You Think You Can Dance and I really LOVE me some Usher.
ReplyDeleteI love this song. I can't stop listening to it, and when it comes on the radio, my youngest and I have this little choreographed routine we do. The thing is, I have spent forever trying to convince my oldest that the line is "honey got some movies like wow oh wow." Because she's dancing, you know? Oh, hahahaha...my kid so proved me wrong when he showed me the lyrics online and he was right. Those things that RHYME with movies are apparently wow, oh, wow!
ReplyDeleteI think this means I may be too old to be listening to Usher.
I've been through this post 100, er, I mean twice, and I can't find any R-Rated images.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the video doesn't play if you live on my side of the pond.
I want a refund.
I'll take your (non) R-rated images any day!
ReplyDelete(Jean Knee's has x-rated pics dude)
Hey, when I first heard of "shawty" I thought they meant "sweaty" Yeah, totally different.
I'm with Brian. The foof? And I didn't play the video because I can't stand this new music that the kids are listening to these days. :) Speaking of "the kids," what the hey are you listening to it for? ;)
ReplyDeleteI love USHER dance It really make me groove to the floor :)
ReplyDeleteI just love this song! Anyways, Nice pictures. I really like it.
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