I saw the most ridiculous commercial!
It turns out there is a company out there that thinks we are all a bunch of morons. They are marketing a ball that they say gives you the illusion that it is defying gravity!
It seems to be a metal(looking) ball inside of a clear ball so it tricks the eye and your brain thinks "Ooh! Look pretty ball floating!"
Pfft! They're not fooling anybody! Especially not someone like me who can...
::suspenseful music::
FLOAT THINGS FOR REAL!
Follow me and watch while I float a cup over my lovely assistant Andy's hand!
So now you're thinking "Well, of course you can float a plastic cup! It's very light, dontcha know!" okay you doubting Thomas!
Here we have me floating a bottle over lovely Andy's hand. A bottle with WATER still in it!
But then my lovely assistant was called into battle so I quickly had to hire my mommy, we like to keep it all in the family, to be his stand in.
Voila! Floating flyswatter!
Last but not least,
I present,
FLOATING RED WATCH!
Now you are in awe and very impressed.
Yep. I'm oh so very talented. I think I inherited the talent from my great great aunt Ms. Wicked Witch.
But wait! Since I really like you guys, I'll show you how to amaze your friends and family! That's right! All you need to do is send 3 payments of $49.99 and you will be a floating sensation!
Act now operators are standing by!
