So, Valentine's Day. What a crock, right? And Jonas Brothers equals broken up glass in my little ears.

Andy and I haven't celebrated V-day since about 1999 when we went to see Grease at The Rosemont Theater. I almost got into a fight with an obnoxious mom who didn't want Andy to put his arm around me because her kids couldn't see. We were at an intermission and if that isn't the appropriate time to show your love, I don't know what is!

I turned around about to show her in great detail how she could stick her head up her ass but then I noticed how embarrassed her husband looked and her kids looking at me with wide eyed innocence. I know it's hard to believe but I do have a heart in there somewhere so I just said "Since you asked so nicely…" but my eyes? My eyes told her how lucky she was to have her kids there with her otherwise she and I would have provided some free entertainment and rumbled right there.

I mean, I didn't tell the guy with the big head sitting in front of me he was out of line for walking in with that watermelon on top of his neck. No, I was all about the love so I let him keep his head right where it was. We then went to Giordano's for pizza.

My favorite part? The pizza. No no I mean being with Andy was my favorite part...

This year, we will be spending V-day at my in-laws. It just worked out that way but to quote Andy "Nothing says romance like my dad talking about his gas".

My man treats me so well.

In other news, I don't want to bring the wrath of the Jonas Brothers groupies upon me but... do they have any other songs other than the one they keep playing over and over on TV??

Now, I wasn't sure what the lyrics actually said since their um singing? is so high pitched it's difficult to make out so I googled them (much to my mortification but I have done my penance by listening to an hour of Beyonce ::shiver::) and these are the lyrics:

I'm hot, you're cold
You go around like you know
Who I am, but you don't
You've got me on my toes

I'm slippin' into the lava
And I'm tryin' keep from goin' under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter
'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up for you baby
C'mon girl

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah. There's more but I have an appointment to remove my eyes, ears and fingers.

You don't need to say it Suzy, I'm old.

Scent of a Bee

I can't believe I forgot to blog about this!!

The other night, Andy and I were about to fall asleep and we were in the torturous tablespoon-teaspoon position, when he says "Oh, earlier today I was in a mini-mart at a gas station and I walked by a lady who smelled like you. She was Mexican too I think"

You can imagine my shock so I responded with stunned silence and he, thinking I had fallen asleep, wanted to make sure I'd heard him:

Andy:

Bee?

Bee:

I'm awake, Andy but I'm still trying to process what you said.

Andy:

Process it? Why? Don't tell me you're mad!?

Bee:

I don't know what I am yet. I guess I'm wondering what the hell that means. Was she wearing one of my perfumes?

Andy:

No, I didn't know you were going to be wearing this perfume today.

Bee:

Well help me out here babe, you had to throw in that she was Mexican too so did she smell like tortillas? Salsa? You can't make a statement like that and just expect me to not have any questions. How close were you to this person?

Andy:

I don't know, Bee! I just walked by and I remember thinking "she smells like Bee". I don't know why you're getting so upset since it was a nice smell. Okay. Just tell me what will make this all go away.

Bee:

I need you to stop going around sniffing women because I will kick your ass!

  

At which point he just stopped talking and fell asleep. Now, this isn't the weirdest conversation Andy and I have had but it's up there!

What do you guys think? I know he didn't mean it in a bad way because I know I smell hella good but how would you have taken it? I checked my purse for beans just in case but all I have in there are 50s.

   

In other news, I was finally able to move my blog's feed on feedburner to, um well, feedburner. The few times I tried earlier this month it kept telling me I was a foolish girl who didn't own Bee's Musings and each time I would hit the top of my computer screen and swear until the monitor's ears bled but I'd have no luck. This time it said I was successful and gorgeous. I'm not sure what the purpose was but I'm guessing it was to keep the world safe from evil pigeons.

"Bee n' Andy: Married and sometimes, still in love..."- Revenge of the plumber.