If I could save time in a bottle

-Day 41. Gray skies are gonna clear up, PUT ON A HAPPY FACE.-

As I stated yesterday, I had a crappy day on Friday.

Saturday, while happy I was home, I was still in a weird mood.

I'm not gonna lie to you, this wasn't a bad mood or crabby mood. It was more of a... resigned mood I guess. Just one of those days that you can't do anything about.

Nothing was cheering me up. Although I did have a huge giggle when I saw this picture (I hope Brian doesn't mind cuz I ganked it) and if you'd like to know more about it, head over to his blog.

I had just finished cleaning the house and was grouching at Mocha for leaving paw prints everywhere, when the mail dude came.

Now, I always respectfully wait for him to do his thing and leave before opening the door to get the mail. I do this because I don't want to chit chat about the porn mags they keep sending in Andy's name by mistake (just kiddin' Mom R.).

Anyway, I notice he has a bottle of water and I thought it was interesting cuz it's freezing outside. Then I saw he put it in our mailbox. So I was already saying "WTF! Thanks for leaving your garbage! @$%&%***%@$%@" in my head when, to my great surprise, it was actually this:

I would like to apologize to my dear mailman and his momma for the awful thoughts I had in my little head.

I received a Valentines Day message in a bottle!

Inside was a love letter from JJ Dy-no-mite Walker and chocolates galore! I ate the snickers and hid the hearts before Andy could get to 'em. The energy gum... PERFECT!

I was also sent the final pieces for my terrarium. A couple of little Mexi-Angels that will brighten my mini garden. One kinda looks like me! (especially the wings) ;o)

I would like to thank MS. FANTASTIC ELASTIC!! Thank you for lifting my mood!

I almost lost it again when I watched the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Come on man! They ruined the Oompa Loompas!

You be the judge:

Original AKA REAL!

New AKA FAKE!

The songs are horrible and not singable at all! So yeah, I almost lost my good mood but then they had a tribute to Ella Fitzgerald and my frown turn upside down again. The world can breathe easy, I'm back to normal(-ish)!

P.S.

Andy is now upset. He doesn't like to be upstaged.

Top that babe!

The Count likes to what??

Day 40.

So...
I had a craptacular day Friday and I don't have the energy to find the humor in it tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
Please watch these videos I found on The Poke Show.

You will never be able to look at The Count the same again!
The second one is some dude (or dudette) putting subtitles (wrong subtitles) on an Indian video. I dedicate that one to Jean Knee.

Shocking Q & A

-Day 39. When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.- Drew Barrymore


I've got a short one for you today. Short. Shorty. Wee. Minuscule. Teeny. Here's a couple of "Qs" from my email I thought were interesting.

Q:
If you had to choose only ONE thing that drives you absolutely crazy about the bats, what would it be?

A:
The flatulence.
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Did you just say "Ex-squeeze me? A-baking powder?"
I’m serious.
Because they are uh... let’s say closer to the grave, they no longer care if they pass gas in your presence.
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These "ladies" do it where people are sitting, standing, yodeling, whatever!
And then I’m the jackass because I hold my breath for 2 point 3 minutes, you know, before I start getting lightheaded and almost pass out but the alternative would be to wind up getting lightheaded and pass out.
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For those of you saying ‘it’s natural, people do it all the time’ must I remind you of what Methane gasses are doing to our environment??
It is my belief they are the primary contributors to the Earth's destruction. I mean, think about it. Think! It is so disgusting to do it in public!
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Unless there is something I signed in front of a judge saying I am now lawfully tied to you until our assets are divided, then I don't need to put up with it. Put a clip on it people!
Thanks for asking.
Q:
What would you say they think is annoying about you?
A:
The fact that I’m never wrong, work hard, am beautiful, smart, humble and all round perfect. Must be very annoying to have someone like me working with their dumb asses.

HA! Sorry, I tried to make it short!

Later peeps! I will be incommunicado today due to my weekly torture fest with OZ. (not as fun as it sounds)

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