Me to Milton: Ick! My purse smells like rotten mango!   Milton: What? It smells like what?   Me: Rotten mango.   Milton (hor...

Unfortunately for me, the lack of electricity means I have to go with my "Plan B" hairstyle which involves a headband and a hair...

I'm just sayin'. It's been one of those days and I'm so very tired of having one of those days. To lighten the mood, here i...