So, I went to get a hair cut about a month ago. I usually go to wacked-out-Freddie over in Chi-Town but I was lazy and it was hot and my fi...

Yes, the situation was as dire as the TAN TAN TAN implies. The morning started like every other morning, you know, with me leaving a t...

Was today one of those days that had you responding "fuck off!" even when someone was just saying "good morning!"? No?...