Thursday night. Andy: Sucks you have to work tomorrow. Me: Yep. Andy: Maybe you shouldn't use all your vacation time so earl...

I made split pea soup for the first time in my life and it came out de - wait for it - licious ! Okay, it does look like baby poop...

To those of you cooking the big T good luck! To those of you just eating the big T DO EVERYTHING THE COOK SAYS!  For more funny turke...