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Monday, October 11, 2010
Mug Shots
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Was today one of those days that had you responding "fuck off!" even when someone was just saying "good morning!"? No?...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
I am going to start charging a separate fee when I translate sign language.
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A long long time ago, when I was just a *little Bee*, my Spanish was horrible. (Isabella)(she's always mad at me)(like I bother her)...
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Friday, September 25, 2009
“I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean”- Oscar Wilde
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I don't know if you know this about me but I hate compliments. Wait. Before you go thinking that I really do like compliments but I...
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
My reign of terror at the Laundromat? It comes to an end!! (Shoots off confetti at the audience!)(Hopes nobody gets it in the eye)(except maybe YOU right there!)
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This past Saturday morning, Andy and I woke up extremely early SIX-THIRTY! He got up and put on his big boy pants so he may take the dogs ou...
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Peter picked a pile of pickled hos.
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I was sitting at my desk, typing my own business, when Scarecrow came and told me she had a funny story that she knew I would appreciate be...
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Monday, June 1, 2009
So there we were, sitting on the patio enjoying the afternoon WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...
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... I saw a frog leaping happily from hither to tither! Everybody was absolutely fascinated with the little creature and we were all oohing ...
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