So, this coming Friday, April 16th, is the anniversary of my marriage to one Andy Husband. We are planning on having a whole weekend celeb...

When you are on the treadmill and you have your earbuds in your ear so you can have audio to the visual of the Kardashians being buttheads, ...

 

So we had a week of wonderful sunshine and warm weather but it looks like we're going back to this this weekend:   My tender parts...

It was a lazy Sunday morning. Neither he nor I had to get up early to tranq violent dogs before they had their grooming appointment or get u...

Scene: Dark bedroom, approximately midnight, man, woman and dogs snoring. When suddenly! Man is jolted awake by ""noise...

“I think I just parked over a chicken bone” “ Bee: I can smell through my mouth. Andy: YOU should donate your body to science! ” ...

So that was weird. I think this is the longest I’ve been away from the old blog… kind of pathetic really since that might mean I don’t have ...

I know it was sitting in the middle of the lemon swirl sherbet and the pistachio ice cream but that doesn't mean I was going to use the ...

1) put pan on burner 2) light burner 3) put oil in pan 4) go remove Tazz's jaw from Andy's leg 5) come back and pu...

So... I went on a date on Friday night. If you have been here a time or two, you know that I normally do not go out late... or on dates for ...

You know how when you first start dating someone, everything they do is cute? "Oh look, she burps after every bite of food she takes! a...

Do you guys remember the post I did about the Norman Bates in training I used to work with?? He had a weird crush on me that was borderline ...

Okay. There are some people in the blogusphere that brag they have the best commentators in the world. I would have to disagree and say I ...

Hey! I haven't done a PSA in forever! Ladies, if your husband ever calls you and is FRANTIC , because he thinks your car is going to die...

After my Friday boxing match meeting with OZ, (where he wondered why certain accounts are not being worked on and I responded by saying tha...

I’m not gonna say Andy has driving issues. Nope. Those words will not come out of my mouth or er, fingers. I just want to point out that yea...

-Day 87.-I go to strip clubs, I like strip clubs... I really want to be a stripper, I'm doing comedy to get into stripping.- Sarah Silve...

-Day 58. Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.- Mae West **Warning contains expicit material! Okay, maybe not but...

So... I know I did one on Friday but something happened to me this morning that all women should be made aware (and some men, I don't ju...