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Showing posts with label hippo love. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Maybe it's not a good idea to write a post while running a high fever because I seem to have lost my censoring skills.

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I'm not really here right now because I'm still on a brain mending vacation but I needed to enlighten all the womens out there, and ...
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear Polar Bears, I regret to inform you. . .

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I can no longer be responsible for saving your species. It is with a heavy heart I have made this decision but I need, no, I MUST go ...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I am going to start charging a separate fee when I translate sign language.

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A long long time ago, when I was just a *little Bee*, my Spanish was horrible.   (Isabella)(she's always mad at me)(like I bother her)...
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dream Sequence

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Bee is sitting at her desk watching one bat after another crap on the copy machine. Their piercing screeches can be heard on the 118th fl...
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

This post is brought to you by...*

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I love watching commercials. I know that may not be a popular thing to say in this day of TiVos and DVRs but I enjoy a well crafted attempt ...
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Monday, July 27, 2009

Glass half full?

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So I know I'm supposed to do reruns but then I read back on my shi-stuff and I'm too embarrassed to repost such lameness soooooooo.....
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