Just to clarify, my birthday isn't until Wednesday November 11th. Oh joy of joys. 37. 3 more and I get a set of spatulas. I'm regist...

We've had an ant problem at the Asylum for quite some time. These aren't the cute and cuddly little red ants either. They're the...

I don’t know what it is about people lately but they are acting like insulted housewives! Oops. Was that not PC? You know how some wives, I ...

Have I ever told you guys how defenseless I feel when I forget my cellphone? I constantly find myself reaching for the spot where it usually...

I was sitting at my desk, typing my own business, when Scarecrow came and told me she had a funny story that she knew I would appreciate be...

It’s been a while since I regaled you with the adventures of Arkham Asylum. Today we will feature: Milton (female), the bookkeeper (one of...

I tell ya’ guys, I’m afraid to get sick. Not because I think my lungs will fill up with mucus and I’ll die face down in my sleep. No, that d...

You know how I'm always talking crap about the bats (ladies I work with)? I'm always saying how they're off their rockers becaus...

Have I mentioned that I work in an office with 100% Caucasians? By that I mean they are all of Anglo descent with no spicy additives. ;op ...

So... as I said yesterday, I was going to bring in Queso Fresco and pass it off as the infamous Fromunda cheese. I was having second thou...

Okay. What the fuck?? Joe the plumber gets pulled over for going 15 miles over the speed limit and they let him go because he is JOE THE PL...

As I type this, it's a beautiful evening in Chicagoland. The kind I love and look forward to every year. I'm sitting next to the ope...