Yes, the situation was as dire as the TAN TAN TAN implies. The morning started like every other morning, you know, with me leaving a t...

So, as some of you may know, Milton is Arkham Asylum's *female* accountant (I'm pointing out that she's female because I gave he...

I had a little trouble sleeping the other night and I was telling Milton about it because I tend to forget how a normal conversation ...

Tuesday, day of her announcement: Purple Dino-SOUR: It's time for me to retire so that I may enjoy the last few years of my life. ...

It is my belief that  life helps us prepare for things we weren't expecting in our paths by giving us small examples of how to deal w...

I was walking to the mailbox located in the building today and I saw Norm standing by the entrance. Having a lot of work to do but not...

So, the yard sale went great! We had wonderful weather... okay, maybe it was a little chilly but it was still enjoyable. We sat in my fro...

It’s been a while since I regaled you with the adventures of Arkham Asylum. Today we will feature: Milton (female), the bookkeeper (one of...

You know how I'm always talking crap about the bats (ladies I work with)? I'm always saying how they're off their rockers becaus...

Do you guys remember Norm? The Building Manager? That I “” interviewed “” a little bit ago? Well I was on my way to the ladies room when ...

P.P.S. Damn! I have too much to say today! Milton is looking up side effects on the antibiotics she’s taking. Now she is self diagnosing her...

Have you missed the fact that I haven't posted about Milton? Would you like a little Milton today? As I've said before, sometime...

Here is another topic that should be off limits. I was whining about the fact that I can't seem to lose weight (too much good food out t...

Hmmm... somebody put this banner on my wall at work. It's probably just a coincidence?? We had our regular Thursday staff meeting this ...

Okay. There are some people in the blogusphere that brag they have the best commentators in the world. I would have to disagree and say I ...

You know how I’m always telling you what a cold Bit- uh… W itch I am? Wel lp! Today I felt like pond scum. Why? you ask. As you may remembe...

Milton and I had a falling out a few weeks back. She decided I turned 15 instead of 35 so in her opinion, I needed to learn a few lessons. D...