So, I went to get a hair cut about a month ago. I usually go to wacked-out-Freddie over in Chi-Town but I was lazy and it was hot and my fi...

Okay so I have some news. In the next few months I will be on a quest to lose the flab that sits  next to me on trains, planes, cars, bars...

Did I forget to mention Andy dyed my hair the weekend of my reunion ?? Let me take you back to Saturday day of the lord August 22, 2009. ...

I love watching commercials. I know that may not be a popular thing to say in this day of TiVos and DVRs but I enjoy a well crafted attempt ...

Sometimes things happen that make you wonder how you'll be able to find an ounce of humor in that specific situation. You sit at your ...

Last Friday I went to the same stylist who gave me the red highlights last year and had him do them again. This time I went alone since Cra...

I was going to do a post today but... to piss Tazz off (because he snatched a tortilla from my fingers and I almost wound up with the nickna...

Subtitle: Personal information that makes my body cringe and want to burst my eardrums. The post immediately below was going to be my Frida...

hmmmmmmmmm uhmmmmmmm ::sigh:: There is a little dude running around the waiting room right now yelling "sheethole fockface" ...

The picture above is the reason why I could never move from this booger-freezing climate. It looked absolutely beautiful! (until it melted a...

So… As some of you may know, my momma is in Mexico at the moment and will not be returning until I’m 107. This means that I’m all...

*Other title for this post that was discarded due to a disagreement as to what it would actually mean was "The antonym for Samson is Be...

I have been blessed ladies and gentlemen. Please read this post in awe of the love shown and brought forth on to me . I will pass on the lov...

On Saturday I saw a commercial for a new HBO series called "John Adams" (about a president or something) starring Paul Giamatti. ...

The following post is RATED R. No nudity but some flab. Proceed at your own discretion! Hide the kids. Slap the cat! Smack your boss! . . . ...

So... I couldn't sleep again. This is what you get at midnight. I decided I'm going to start exercising again. I know what you'r...