tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post8919354725644766846..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: I went on a date and almost got lucky!Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-945111695335635462008-10-08T00:02:00.000-05:002008-10-08T00:02:00.000-05:00Hey, you do know that when you read fortune cookie...Hey, you do know that when you read fortune cookies, you're supposed to add "in bed" after the saying. Makes things slightly more interesting :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-20288263667089031822008-10-07T18:26:00.000-05:002008-10-07T18:26:00.000-05:00A date.... Hmmmm I have vague memories of those. ...A date.... Hmmmm I have vague memories of those. Of course, I pretty much have vague memories about everything.<BR/><BR/>"Appaloosa" instead of "Burn After Reading". <BR/><BR/>Chelle made me type that.HumorSmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02385608006995986744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-20748412773919634382008-10-07T11:48:00.000-05:002008-10-07T11:48:00.000-05:00Burn After Reading was a great movie! The hubby an...Burn After Reading was a great movie! The hubby and I went to see it last weekend. I am a George lover myself, but I thought they both were really funny...unpredictable...and goofy, but in a cute way.Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-24769286941590117942008-10-07T11:08:00.000-05:002008-10-07T11:08:00.000-05:003rd base? I'd have to give that an 8! I mean, what...3rd base? I'd have to give that an 8! I mean, what do you want from a guy??? He DID shower after all! ;)<BR/><BR/>Great story!Real Live Lesbianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09272384473977144125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-23949362200161804062008-10-07T10:42:00.000-05:002008-10-07T10:42:00.000-05:00You know, that almost reminds me of my last breakf...You know, that almost reminds me of my last breakfast date with my wife..<BR/><BR/>What do you think Bee? Should we swap significant others, and see how happy we can be?<BR/><BR/>Grats on the date, and many returns!Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-80032002656931161022008-10-07T07:22:00.000-05:002008-10-07T07:22:00.000-05:00Burn After Reading was good, eh? Cheers, Rickey's...Burn After Reading was good, eh? Cheers, Rickey's been waiting for a recommendation on that one, it sounds like a great flick.Rickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05773465359487671887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-65527874141977981982008-10-07T04:17:00.000-05:002008-10-07T04:17:00.000-05:00What a prince. I'll bet he even takes the dishes ...What a prince. I'll bet he even takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it! (Sorry, been waiting for an excuse to quote from Steel Magnolias- how sad is that?)<BR/><BR/>Oh romance... I have a little tear.Ringleaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00432502725369879074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-58026858433885952302008-10-06T22:47:00.000-05:002008-10-06T22:47:00.000-05:00Bill:Thanks Bill! I laughed too but for other reas...Bill:<BR/>Thanks Bill! I laughed too but for other reasons! ;o)<BR/><BR/>Esmeralda:<BR/>Although I feel bad for you, I'm glad I'm not alone! :o)<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>Good luck! I hope he showers fro the occasion. :o)<BR/><BR/>Rick:<BR/>Hi! <BR/>Yup. They sure were chicken brains nice and spicy! <BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>Well Brian, I'm hoping it's next week because this day held nothing but crap for me. ;o)<BR/><BR/>John:<BR/>He sure is! He once pulled his shirt up, grabbed his belly and asked "Huh? Wanna?"<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>Tis why I'm not having any kids. ;op<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>Mmmmm canned chili and Velveeta!<BR/><BR/>Heinous:<BR/>Ha ha! Umm, you should teach a course. <BR/><BR/>Cocotte:<BR/>I like taking pictures for proof that I have a life every once in a while. :o)<BR/><BR/>Chris:<BR/>I know he is just too much for words. <BR/><BR/>Sandy:<BR/>That is all I'm sayin'!! :o)<BR/><BR/>Jenboglass:<BR/>I'd try it too.<BR/><BR/>VE:<BR/>Dammit VE! I had lipstick on but I ate it!<BR/><BR/>Dana:<BR/>Wouldn't trade him for the world.<BR/><BR/>Anndi:<BR/>Wow. Um TMI? ;op<BR/><BR/>Chelle b.:<BR/>Yup he is my kind of clown. And thanks!<BR/><BR/>Jacki:<BR/>Men!<BR/><BR/>Maureen:<BR/>It sure is keeping us warm! Although, now it's going to be in the 70s so we should be okay. :o)Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-12365678987491580482008-10-06T21:58:00.000-05:002008-10-06T21:58:00.000-05:00Har! All the way to third base, eh? Lucky you... L...Har! All the way to third base, eh? <BR/><BR/>Lucky you... <BR/><BR/>Love yer sponsor BTW; hope it's keeping you all warm.Maureenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-6243274609348454932008-10-06T20:24:00.000-05:002008-10-06T20:24:00.000-05:00You know, Peter does the same thing. We will get ...You know, Peter does the same thing. We will get ready to go out, and I'll be dressed like I'm stepping out of Vogue magazine, and he will ask if he should wear something other than jeans and a t-shirt. Duh!United Studieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605529272895583783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-7676015804016392102008-10-06T19:52:00.000-05:002008-10-06T19:52:00.000-05:00Hahaha! I love that look on his face, and your hai...Hahaha! I love that look on his face, and your hair looks fabulous sans red streaks. :)Chelle Blöggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-25868239141649728402008-10-06T18:06:00.000-05:002008-10-06T18:06:00.000-05:00Brad only let you get to third base?Oh wait, you m...Brad only let you get to third base?<BR/><BR/>Oh wait, you meant Andy.<BR/><BR/>Nevermind.<BR/><BR/>I thought that was odd... cause Brad always lets me go all the way.<BR/><BR/>Also, what if the fortune cookie was written a month ago.. maybe your lucky Monday was last week.Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-31025542033383878282008-10-06T18:03:00.000-05:002008-10-06T18:03:00.000-05:00It was HIS birthday and he had THAT expression on ...It was HIS birthday and he had THAT expression on his face, on the WAY to the date? You should have kicked him to the curb long before now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-76969141552013399912008-10-06T15:25:00.000-05:002008-10-06T15:25:00.000-05:00I'm so sorry Bee. I never even knew you didn't hav...I'm so sorry Bee. I never even knew you didn't have a mouth! I will help donate to the "those without a mouth" fund!Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-68990741748589118262008-10-06T14:20:00.000-05:002008-10-06T14:20:00.000-05:00Three nippled golden monkey sounds like it would m...Three nippled golden monkey sounds like it would make an awesome drink.steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-75987406244880424482008-10-06T14:06:00.000-05:002008-10-06T14:06:00.000-05:00awwwww, the model modern marriage. but seriously, ...awwwww, the model modern marriage. but seriously, he SHOULD have PUT OUT! :PChat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-13770642601454387622008-10-06T13:34:00.000-05:002008-10-06T13:34:00.000-05:00I am sobbing openly at how romantic that was. He e...I am sobbing openly at how romantic that was. He even bought you orange chicken brians. Are they named after our mutual friend?Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-75717508976015674282008-10-06T12:01:00.000-05:002008-10-06T12:01:00.000-05:00Darn......looks like I should've taken pics on my ...Darn......looks like I should've taken pics on my date too. Better luck getting lucky next time.Bijouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11577723506036164914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16896546572339897852008-10-06T09:52:00.000-05:002008-10-06T09:52:00.000-05:00"Should I shower?" Lol. I must be trained well. I ..."Should I shower?" Lol. I must be trained well. I no longer need to answer that question. I also know that the answer to, "are you wearing that?" is, "nope, I was just about to change."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-84250657770720714212008-10-06T08:25:00.000-05:002008-10-06T08:25:00.000-05:00I yelled at my kid for saying canned chili and vel...I yelled at my kid for saying canned chili and velveeta on a tortilla wasn't a real dinner.<BR/><BR/>ingrateJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-4930313494563679072008-10-06T08:23:00.000-05:002008-10-06T08:23:00.000-05:00yeah, well once you have a kid you ain't going any...yeah, well once you have a kid you ain't going anywhere with your man ever.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16960827588467522742008-10-06T07:13:00.000-05:002008-10-06T07:13:00.000-05:00Wow. Andy's a real Don Juan... But I would have he...Wow. Andy's a real Don Juan... But I would have held the cup for you too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-30355268037715943732008-10-06T02:18:00.000-05:002008-10-06T02:18:00.000-05:00What kind of chicken has orange brains? Radioactiv...What kind of chicken has orange brains? Radioactive ones?<BR/><BR/>At least the cookie didn't say "Monday week", which is used by some English people, and is even more confusing than "Next Monday". You've also got to consider time zones. Is it Monday Peking time? You may find that your opportunity came and went whilst you were asleep.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-30364234347670580072008-10-06T00:03:00.000-05:002008-10-06T00:03:00.000-05:00Funny post and a funny blog. So those are actuall...Funny post and a funny blog. So those are actually chicken brains? I think I'll change to beef and broccoli.Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-9584558081165424522008-10-05T23:15:00.000-05:002008-10-05T23:15:00.000-05:00This is pure, unadulterated romance! I am going to...This is pure, unadulterated romance! I am going to print this out and make my husband read it as an example of how to treat a lady! He needs the brush up since our anniversary is rapidly approaching.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.com