tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post8635519686224857277..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: The De-evolution of my dancing...Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-36339788931073817122008-10-28T10:10:00.000-05:002008-10-28T10:10:00.000-05:00If I dance, it will inevitably end with someone ha...If I dance, it will inevitably end with someone having to lift me up off the ground because I'm too arthritic to "get down".Queen Goobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-83678905760020397502008-10-27T22:37:00.000-05:002008-10-27T22:37:00.000-05:00You know, I don't know what happens, but as we age...You know, I don't know what happens, but as we age, we become un-hip and start reverting back to using words like "un-hip" when there's totally a super-cool new word on urbandictionary.com that would way better describe what we've become. You think I was joking about my dance face and my son. NO. From birth until age three, that dude had mad skills. His mom WAS a breakdancer. He had rhythm. But now? He just bends and claps, back and forth. It's just sad. Maybe he's been watching me and my "snazzy" moves. Maybe we are truly the best dancers when we are small. Who knows. I hope you get your groove back. Right now? I'd settle to be half the dancer that Elaine is. Also, "snazzy" is a cool word. I'm going to bring it back.steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-7790909408436199372008-10-27T21:08:00.000-05:002008-10-27T21:08:00.000-05:00Doug:I was a very well behaved teenie bopper. I ha...Doug:<BR/>I was a very <I>well behaved</I> teenie bopper. I have no idea what you mean...<BR/><BR/>NCS:<BR/>HI NCS!! HI!<BR/>I'm sorry it made you said but I'm okay. My knees still bend.<BR/>And!<BR/>Don't be sad about the squirrles, when one days, an angel gets its wings.<BR/><BR/>True story.<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>YEAH!! I knew you'd be cool with the extinction of the freakin squirrels that torment me!!<BR/>But.<BR/>I would need to hire another electrician to do the job since the one I own would rather do carpentry or other exciting stuff like tying stings on flies.<BR/>And yes, Bear has taught us that their edible.<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>This from a woman with a dead fish named cupcake in her freezer...<BR/><BR/>jacki:<BR/>A deer is better than a weird rusty robot. :o)<BR/><BR/>Bill:<BR/>No. No. No.<BR/><BR/>Angie:<BR/>Yessss! I shall make a squirrel coat and wear it to the zoo!<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>Ha ha! That's my terrarium, the only place I have good lighting.<BR/>For some reason, not even drinking helps my dancing.<BR/><BR/>Marie:<BR/>I wish I could be back in my dancing days. The cardio was awesome!<BR/><BR/>Heinous:<BR/>Excellent idea!<BR/><BR/>Chris:<BR/>You know, guys dancing uh, badly isn't a big deal to me but for some reason, if a girl dances bad, it just seems wrong.<BR/>Although the drinks do help.<BR/><BR/>Orion:<BR/>Hmmm. Maybe that's what I'll do too! I'll dance bad "on purpose"!<BR/><BR/>VE:<BR/>They will be dead next year. Mark my words.<BR/><BR/>Paws:<BR/>Keep reaching squirrels!!<BR/><BR/>Abstract:<BR/>Yuuup! Unless they start helping me pay the mortgage, they're trespassing!<BR/><BR/>Kirsten:<BR/>Lucky! The rhythm got me and the dumped me like yesterday's trash!<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>Squirrel babies?? The little bald rats??<BR/>Dead!<BR/><BR/>And that's how I dance. Like Forest Gump's less coordinated sister.<BR/><BR/>John:<BR/>I'm still arrogant <I>now</I>! <BR/><BR/>Sandy:<BR/>Ha ha! Yeah! A dance-a-thon would be awesome! I would just be standing by the wall, swaying.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-65159858379682025572008-10-27T20:09:00.000-05:002008-10-27T20:09:00.000-05:00so would it be a bad idea to have a dance-a-thon t...so would it be a bad idea to have a dance-a-thon to raise awareness of your plight?<BR/><BR/>btw, for a little nutty squirrel revenge--soak nuts in jalapeno juice, set outside for hungry squirrels :PChat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-70068374884416766022008-10-27T19:10:00.000-05:002008-10-27T19:10:00.000-05:00Perhaps you never really could dance. Perhaps you ...Perhaps you never really could dance. Perhaps you just thought you could when you were in your teens and twenties because of the arrogance that comes with those times of life... Perhaps...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-58355286333980245742008-10-27T18:17:00.000-05:002008-10-27T18:17:00.000-05:00Bee! Think of the ripples! If you don't put the nu...Bee! Think of the ripples! If you don't put the nuts back, the squirrels can't take them home and what if they have babies? <BR/>THINK ABOUT THE SQUIRREL BABIES BEE!<BR/>Also, if it makes you feel any better, the peppers probably burned the squirrels butts on the way out.<BR/><BR/>Reading this, it reminded me of Forrest Gump dancing in the movie. Remember when he and JennnAAAYYY were dancing to Sweet Home Alabama and he was all stiff? Not that I'm saying you look like Forrest Gump when you dance, that's just what I thought of.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-83557018860060302652008-10-27T17:44:00.000-05:002008-10-27T17:44:00.000-05:00It's okay that you can't dance anymore! I could ne...It's okay that you can't dance anymore! I could never dance in the first place, so it doesn't bother me at all!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-66605822738862392662008-10-27T16:41:00.000-05:002008-10-27T16:41:00.000-05:00They way I see it, they're on your property.They way I see it, they're on your property.Bee (the one who muses)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12766223798452118916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-30123732648939523062008-10-27T16:40:00.000-05:002008-10-27T16:40:00.000-05:00Who said that???Who said that???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-21595437963813060082008-10-27T16:12:00.000-05:002008-10-27T16:12:00.000-05:00Please don't send us to squirrel heaven...we haven...Please don't send us to squirrel heaven...we haven't finish our earthly nut gathering!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-86164174784860336422008-10-27T15:54:00.000-05:002008-10-27T15:54:00.000-05:00Those damn squirrels...it takes some big nuts to m...Those damn squirrels...it takes some big nuts to mess with you!Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-46898904241075179982008-10-27T15:53:00.000-05:002008-10-27T15:53:00.000-05:00I have no choice, i must dance. If i don't ...then...I have no choice, i must dance. If i don't ...then i'm the fun sucker outer person of the group.<BR/><BR/>I'm not a bad dancer, but i like to pretend to be... in order to embarrass my group.<BR/><BR/>nobody can do the "sprinkler" quite like me :)Orionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-49332687255445930902008-10-27T12:21:00.000-05:002008-10-27T12:21:00.000-05:00I dance well about twice a decade. The rest of the...I dance well about twice a decade. The rest of the time I just look badly animated. <BR/><BR/>Not to worry. Enough drinks and it doesn't matter!Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-68817979243354659632008-10-27T11:14:00.000-05:002008-10-27T11:14:00.000-05:00You should fill the nuts with hot pepper. That'll ...You should fill the nuts with hot pepper. That'll teach them!<BR/><BR/>As for the dancing, I never really did get into it much. No sympathy from this corner.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-60276432883649317702008-10-27T11:07:00.000-05:002008-10-27T11:07:00.000-05:00you know it's weird, salsa is the ONLY kind of dan...you know it's weird, salsa is the ONLY kind of dancing i can do. and then only after a margarita or two.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-80829634225952822532008-10-27T10:28:00.000-05:002008-10-27T10:28:00.000-05:00Um, how tiny are those terra cotta plants?! Is tha...Um, how tiny are those terra cotta plants?! Is that to scale with the nuts? (that's what she said...)(heh!)(ok, it didn't REALLY fit) (that's hat she said!)(but I have a need to say it!)<BR/><BR/>Anyway, back to point, honey, I feel your dancing pain. Just minus the mojitos, which, actually, might make dancing openly for others (but not like THAT!) might help.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-88331237998928712702008-10-27T10:18:00.000-05:002008-10-27T10:18:00.000-05:00LMAO I'm like you Bee. I look freakin' awesome s...LMAO I'm like you Bee. I look freakin' awesome sitting in my car jammin' to tunes, but make me stand -- and suddenly nothing jams together anymore. If you figure it out, please share!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and as far as I know there is no shortage of squirrels -- so those little buggers are on their own! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-51328828835130384892008-10-27T08:59:00.000-05:002008-10-27T08:59:00.000-05:00I was all sympathy till you screwed the squirrels ...I was all sympathy till you screwed the squirrels (metaphorically speaking). I'm with Suzy, put the nuts back.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't matter how you dance - as long as you dance.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12819550753603877920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-9401980867140025692008-10-27T08:57:00.000-05:002008-10-27T08:57:00.000-05:00As a kid, I was told I leaped like a deer.As a kid, I was told I leaped like a deer.United Studieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605529272895583783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-87938570034318098102008-10-27T08:18:00.000-05:002008-10-27T08:18:00.000-05:00I was thinking just like Brian until I read NCS' c...I was thinking just like Brian until I read NCS' comment and now all I can see is the little rodent paws reaching toward the sky.<BR/><BR/>:(Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-24602609240796572102008-10-27T02:48:00.000-05:002008-10-27T02:48:00.000-05:00Maybe it's a second childhood...I'm sure there are...Maybe it's a second childhood...<BR/><BR/>I'm sure there are too many squirrels anyway, so you were right to denut them. You need to fortify your garden a bit - perhaps get Andy to put in an electrified fence - fry a few of the buggers.<BR/><BR/>Are squirrels edible?Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-21467888267281846062008-10-26T23:26:00.000-05:002008-10-26T23:26:00.000-05:00This post is so sad :(Poor little Bee with her kne...This post is so sad :(<BR/><BR/>Poor little Bee with her knee impediment :(<BR/><BR/>And then the poor little habaneros and jalapeños :(<BR/><BR/>And then the poor little squirrels, dead -in the freezing Chicago winter- from starvation, their little claws, weak from havng no nurishment, raised towards the heaves as if saying "where are my nuts?!?! I put them here! I know I did...*DEAD*" :(<BR/><BR/>So sad.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-87176062023929157812008-10-26T23:10:00.000-05:002008-10-26T23:10:00.000-05:00You can't possibly believe how my mind was getting...You can't possibly believe how my mind was getting ahead of your writing when I read the sentence "My newly learned knee bendiness came in handy in my teen years because..."<BR/><BR/>Alas, I was hoping for too much. Thanks for a great post though. I looked all over for a video of the "elaine benes" dance when I was writing a post one day, but to no avail. Kudos for your find.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-49068541862714709512008-10-26T22:36:00.000-05:002008-10-26T22:36:00.000-05:00Suzy:HA ha! That looks so funny!I have had the ple...Suzy:<BR/>HA ha! That looks so funny!<BR/>I have had the pleasure of de-nutting others and I have to say, I've never given them back. ;opBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-53344055068916384502008-10-26T22:21:00.000-05:002008-10-26T22:21:00.000-05:00PUT THE NUTS BACK.PUT THE NUTS BACK.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.com