tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post784955221985132360..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: Andyism- Insults are like chocolate rain drops. Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-21469247211447258282008-02-05T21:39:00.000-06:002008-02-05T21:39:00.000-06:00I was gonna say Hulk and Thing but I guess they're...I was gonna say Hulk and Thing but I guess they're more muscular but they do look chubby.<BR/><BR/>Who would by the comics if they made 'em chubby. <BR/>Although... I think we have a Bluntman and Chronic comic.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-68626298225170241162008-02-05T21:28:00.000-06:002008-02-05T21:28:00.000-06:00Coincidentally I have Wonder Woman's hair. Of cour...Coincidentally I have Wonder Woman's hair. Of course, after I cut it off she hit me with a restraining order, but I never have any problems getting through doors.<BR/><BR/>How come there are no fat super heroes?<BR/><BR/>PokeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-25615640627973995432008-02-05T19:16:00.000-06:002008-02-05T19:16:00.000-06:00ANDY:I have Wonder Woman's... HAIR! Now what?FADKO...ANDY:<BR/>I <I>have</I> Wonder Woman's... HAIR! Now what?<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>You know, I would have been okay with him saying I was apathetic. I just told him he must have said that because when he talks to me about all his "interests" I look at him without letting him know WHAT I'm really thinking. <BR/><BR/>That is the secret to our marriage.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-11535620354057317662008-02-05T18:38:00.000-06:002008-02-05T18:38:00.000-06:00I credit my lack of wrinkles to apathy. When I do ...I credit my lack of wrinkles to apathy. <BR/><BR/>When I do get wrinkles, though, I intend to have one of those soft focus filter lights attached surgically on a bar sticking outta my chest, so I always look like an angel.<BR/><BR/>An apathetic angel.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16422634614068421132008-02-05T16:51:00.000-06:002008-02-05T16:51:00.000-06:00I reserve the right to hold all up to scrutiny by ...I reserve the right to hold all up to scrutiny by comparing everyone to the anatomical perfection that is a comic book superhero/heroine body.<BR/><BR/>Although if I had shoulders as wide as Superman or Bee had Wonder Woman's.....HAIR!!! we might never be able to walk thru a conventiona l size doorway without some slight contortions ever again.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17677202326013511352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-63915911067409001912008-02-05T16:00:00.000-06:002008-02-05T16:00:00.000-06:00Poke:You do have a point. My bad for interrupting ...Poke:<BR/>You do have a point. My bad for interrupting such a serious indulgence. <BR/> <BR/>Maybe he wants my face to be all <B>KAPOW BAM</B> like they are in comic books. With their mouths twisted and drool coming out of them and the eyeballs rolled to the back of their eyes. <BR/>How can a girl compete with that?Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-23195740559056379682008-02-05T15:50:00.000-06:002008-02-05T15:50:00.000-06:00When are men going to learn the lesson I learned l...When are men going to learn the lesson I learned long ago?<BR/><BR/><B>Never answer a question while reading comic books.</B> <BR/><BR/>They are far too important to be interrupted by the likes of a woman.<BR/><BR/>PokeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-17373592665751275962008-02-05T15:34:00.000-06:002008-02-05T15:34:00.000-06:00CAN SOMEBODY FIND THE DOOR TO THIS NUTHOUSE FOR ME...CAN SOMEBODY FIND THE DOOR TO THIS NUTHOUSE FOR ME??? <BR/><BR/>MAYBE BY LISTENING TO MY VOICE YOU CAN PULL ME OUT??Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-27864581497033371742008-02-05T15:32:00.000-06:002008-02-05T15:32:00.000-06:00Esmeralda:I would have cried. No, not really. Mayb...Esmeralda:<BR/>I would have cried. No, not really. Maybe punched him.<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>I love making allot of money! Only problem is nobody would believe I'm 75 cuz I'm so hot. [snicker]<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>Uh-hu could be could be. So you condone me not having any right><BR/><BR/>EWBL:<BR/>You don't having any because you have inner peace. hommmmmnnnnn.<BR/><BR/>Dan:<BR/>Lucky me, according to Andy anyway, my face isn't animatyed so you never know when I'm happy, mad, sad, MAD, crazy etc.<BR/><BR/>Anon:<BR/>No, there's nothing wrong with them. They show you've lived and character and uh... some other deep insightful stuff.<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>You too have inner peace. hommmmnnnnn<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>Yup! That's why I've decided never to surgi-fy my face. <BR/><BR/>NCS:<BR/>Dancing a-la Carlton style to your snappy tune! <BR/>You too have inner peace. hommmmnnnnn<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>Mean.<BR/><BR/>Chris:<BR/>Funny cuz I always thoguht my face was pretty animated. Correction, not PRETTY but animated.<BR/>PRINCESS BRIDE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!<BR/><BR/>BD:<BR/>:o( Get some sleep. Can't you just sleep under a desk? Pretend you're researching stuff on craftmanship if they catch you.<BR/>No Rock Band yet. Maybe in March. Maybe.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-4129869046872897372008-02-05T14:05:00.000-06:002008-02-05T14:05:00.000-06:00One of the attorneys I’m interning with is a few y...One of the attorneys I’m interning with is a few years younger than you Bee but she looks older than my mom. I think ethnicity has allot do with it. Know what’s funny? I’ve slept like 4 hours in as many days and I look older than you right now. ‡0Ð<BR/>Does Andy have Rock Band yet? We need to have some jamming sessions!!Big Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13273970202552109670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-74614635387008342132008-02-05T13:13:00.000-06:002008-02-05T13:13:00.000-06:00LMAO. Oh, now that's funny!It's awesome that you a...LMAO. Oh, now that's funny!<BR/><BR/>It's awesome that you are wrinkle free. And who cared if you have no animation in your face. Your blog is animated and thats all that really counts, isn't it??<BR/><BR/>Btw, Just finished watching Princess Bride with the kiddos last night. I love that movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-33617668347694554612008-02-05T11:35:00.000-06:002008-02-05T11:35:00.000-06:00don't believe her, she's ancient, she just looks y...don't believe her, she's ancient, she just looks youngJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-6019983616295690222008-02-05T11:23:00.001-06:002008-02-05T11:23:00.001-06:00I don't have any wrinkles either.My secret? Youth....I don't have any wrinkles either.<BR/>My secret? <BR/><BR/>Youth.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-76908986430958113042008-02-05T11:23:00.000-06:002008-02-05T11:23:00.000-06:00Chocolate RainBuild a tent and say the world is dr...Chocolate Rain<BR/>Build a tent and say the world is dry<BR/>Chocolate Rain<BR/>Zoom the camera out and see the lie <BR/><BR/>Chocolate Rain<BR/>Forecast to be falling yesterday<BR/>Chocolate Rain<BR/>Only in the past is what they say<BR/><BR/>(EVERYBODY!)Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-59293224906749723242008-02-05T10:39:00.000-06:002008-02-05T10:39:00.000-06:00What I love about this blog is its educational val...What I love about this blog is its educational value. I never realised those facial muscles were "smoe muscles" ;-)<BR/><BR/>It's seriously embarrassing for these people when it goes horribly wrong. There's an actress here who ended up with a "Trout Pout" and became the object of national ridicule...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-37029249658057572352008-02-05T08:32:00.000-06:002008-02-05T08:32:00.000-06:00a wrinkle in time saves nine.that doesn't sound ri...a wrinkle in time saves nine.<BR/>that doesn't sound right.<BR/>I have named each one of my wrinkles, I worked hard for those things and want them to feel lovedJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-10202139814010004892008-02-05T07:53:00.000-06:002008-02-05T07:53:00.000-06:00Nothing wrong with wrinkles, it's a part of life. ...Nothing wrong with wrinkles, it's a part of life. Walking around with a face that's frozen in time, now that's scary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-48550953295719274922008-02-05T07:08:00.000-06:002008-02-05T07:08:00.000-06:00I saw a lady on the news once who had surgury on s...I saw a lady on the news once who had surgury on smoe muscles that control smiles, she did so she wouldn't get wrinkles around her mouth.<BR/>DanDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16654658956024357949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-37731137516355115802008-02-05T06:35:00.000-06:002008-02-05T06:35:00.000-06:00I don't have any wrinkles either. Want to know my ...I don't have any wrinkles either. Want to know my beauty secret? I'm fat. The fat fills out the age lines quite nicely.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-53945195754729164082008-02-05T05:09:00.000-06:002008-02-05T05:09:00.000-06:00The reason you don't have wrinkles is because you ...The reason you don't have wrinkles is because you don't have children. It's amazing what those little frickers can do to your body, even years after giving birth to them! <BR/>So, if you do like Brian says and write a book, make sure that one of your reasons for being wrinkle free is because you've never shoved a kid out of your uterus and then had to deal with them until they're adults!<BR/>Disclaimer: I truly do love my children...:).Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-58869494580061469872008-02-05T00:44:00.000-06:002008-02-05T00:44:00.000-06:00They're worried about HDTV showing up even more wr...They're worried about HDTV showing up even more wrinkles on presenters. Perhaps it's the studio lights.<BR/><BR/>Congratulations on being wrinkle-free. Maybe you should write a book "The Anti-Wrinkle Lifestyle", and share your secret with others. You'd make a fortune. Especially if you told everyone you were 75.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-41136082808422152382008-02-04T23:11:00.000-06:002008-02-04T23:11:00.000-06:00Funny!A student of mine said to his reading teache...Funny!<BR/><BR/>A student of mine said to his reading teacher: "You have crows feet!" <BR/>WAIT!!! It doesn't end there, he then continued on and said: "you should get an anti-aging serum"!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it!! 5th grade! He must be up all night watching infomercials!<BR/><BR/>BTW, I am FIRST!!!Esmeraldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01526818514229453557noreply@blogger.com