Comments on Bee's Musings: My "Andy the Electrician" trumps your "Joe the Plu...

Joe the Plumber speeding, Say It So Joe!

2008-11-05T21:54:14.952-06:00

Joe the Plumber speeding, Say It So Joe!

If I ever get pulled over I'll say "I'm NCS the Bl...

2008-11-05T19:42:59.616-06:00

If I ever get pulled over I'll say "I'm NCS the Blogger" I bet that'd do it since they know we bloggers have a lot of clout.
ANd crazy blogger friends.

I am always PG 0:)

2008-11-05T19:41:09.406-06:00

I am always PG 0:)

Oh poop (honoring the pg) I don't want to leave at...

2008-11-05T16:42:25.098-06:00

Oh poop (honoring the pg) I don't want to leave at 23.......

Hey does Jean Knee have a little bun in the oven?

I will warn you though, I got pulled over one time...

2008-11-05T16:41:11.678-06:00

I will warn you though, I got pulled over one time and that was for an expired inspection sticker (yeah because you know, I never look at the windshield so I wouldn't notice that it had been dead for over a YEAR!) and those things are fripping expensive!
The Sticker costs $11
The Ticket for dead sticker
$140

I KNOW!!!!

Dear Bee,First of all, I'm very excited about you ...

2008-11-05T16:34:42.736-06:00

Dear Bee,
First of all, I'm very excited about you live blogging on your birthday! A while back, I had decided that I was going to surprise you all with a "talkie post" but I can't figure out how to work my darn video camera!
I BLAME CHINA!

I can't believe they let him go! I totally think that they should have planted a bunch of drugs on him and turned it into a big scandal. "Joe The Plumber Is Really Joe The Drug Runner and Pimp" Wouldn't that have been a fun headline?

The easiest way 2 get out of a ticket is to over-a...

2008-11-05T16:14:54.997-06:00

The easiest way 2 get out of a ticket is to over-apologize for whatever they say you've done. The only time I got one was when I challenged (THE REALLY STUPID) reason he pulled me over. $350.

I went back to apologizing. I'm also a blonde, that helps!

Oh, and I agree with steenky bee: those signs are ...

2008-11-05T15:55:27.067-06:00

Oh, and I agree with steenky bee: those signs are merely suggestions.

tats like that....when we see them in the ER, we c...

2008-11-05T15:55:05.154-06:00

tats like that....when we see them in the ER, we call them "tramp sstamps". Right or wrong...that's just what we call 'em.

I just got caught up & saw all the haircut pics. In the first pic, OH MY GOSH, your hair was so long!
oooohhhh.... I would love for my hair to be that long!

I just got your comment on my blog and I have the ...

2008-11-05T15:28:12.269-06:00

I just got your comment on my blog and I have the perfect Christmas song for you bee.

http://boxstr.com/files/4022740_k6bcn/TheOneUps-SuperMariosSleighRide.mp3

I uploaded it just for you bee; Just copy and paste the url and save it to your computer. Its a mix of two themes, I wonder if you can guess. Enjoy!

Mother F the Po Po!!! sorry, but I had to use har...

2008-11-05T14:50:50.037-06:00

Mother F the Po Po!!! sorry, but I had to use harsh letters. I know, this privilege thing goes too far sometimes. I got pulled over for going 5 over, 5!!! and got a ticket. Can you believe that. My perfect driving record ruined for going 5 over. The guy wouldnt give me a break. Whats worse was that I was only like 3 miles away from my destination. Ugh.

p.p.p.s.s.s.I saw the picture you posted of the ha...

2008-11-05T12:59:59.132-06:00

p.p.p.s.s.s.

I saw the picture you posted of the haircut BUT it was difficult to see the style. Could you post some more please? (LOVED the one with the red streak)

If you do, I promise to keep my kids away from you.....always!

You mean that Joe "plumb" got away without getting...

2008-11-05T12:29:08.241-06:00

You mean that Joe "plumb" got away without getting a ticket? That's BS! See, I'm respecting your PG rating. :)

I want to see your cute curls!!!

And yes, you must live blog your b-day. :)

What you don't know is that Joe is part of the Jed...

2008-11-05T11:45:41.413-06:00

What you don't know is that Joe is part of the Jedi Plumber Force. He mesmerized the officers with his specialized Plunger Light Saber Tricks.

Andy has it easier. he just has to rig up something to temporarily electrocute an officer so he can make his speedy get away.

There are no speed limits when you have a "Support...

2008-11-05T11:38:02.785-06:00

There are no speed limits when you have a "Support Law Enforcement" license plate on your car.....and a pirate tied to the back.

Cops dig that crap.

And LIVE BLOG!!

And and PIC OF THE NEW DO!

Jen:Yeah, a suggestion is right! I never see peopl...

2008-11-05T11:36:52.940-06:00

Jen:
Yeah, a suggestion is right! I never see people going the exact speed limit.

Chat:
This is true for Chicago but any suburb you drive through has speed traps galore! You are always guilty until your credit card gets approved.

Heinous:
Well cowboy, as long as you’re not a 60 year old woman…

FADKOG:
I just hope he goes back to wherever he came from and I never have to hear about him again. For some reason he gives me a Drew Peterson vibe.

Bill:
From your lips…

We’ll see about the live blogging. I might just post an hourly recap like I did in my “day in the life of…” post but thanks for your support! :o)

Jorm:
I have gotten 2 speedign tickets in my life (knock on wood) but I was going so far over the limit a warning would not have been enough.
I can’t do a live cam if I’m at work, too many busybodies. But thanks for your support!

jean knee:
It would be your own fault Fertile Queen. Thanks for your support!

Brian:
Seduce?? Holy butter crackers!

BD:
:o) Good goin’! Did you see Brad Pitt?? There were rumors he was there.

Chris:
Ha ha! I can see you talking your way out of a ticket! You’re right, too bad you don’t get a chance.

Hey, at least you have real live cops giving you a...

2008-11-05T10:55:15.149-06:00

Hey, at least you have real live cops giving you a ticket! When I got done for speeding, it was a bastard camera that got me and the fucker sent me a ticket through the post!

So even if I was J the P or whoever else it wouldn't make a lick of difference. AND it doesn't give me a chance to bullshit my way out of it.

Where's the justice?

i was there bee!! i was at the rally and it was el...

2008-11-05T10:29:55.599-06:00

i was there bee!! i was at the rally and it was electric!!! wasnt too crowded the people were all happy no haters all around awesome history in the making!!

Here it's mainly all done by speed cameras, so you...

2008-11-05T09:23:22.549-06:00

Here it's mainly all done by speed cameras, so you can't talk, seduce, or shoot your way out of a ticket.

Not that I've ever had one.

okay, now I'm getting scared here. I better not g...

2008-11-05T08:55:35.895-06:00

okay, now I'm getting scared here. I better not get knocked up with all this fertility talk going round. I'm too old. even though my eggs don't think so. tooooo old

yes yes yes blog the birthday

Ok, first off, I think speeding tickets are CRAP.T...

2008-11-05T08:26:08.717-06:00

Ok, first off, I think speeding tickets are CRAP.

The ONLY reason they use the speeding ticket is to possibly nail you for something more serious, and then if they can't find it, they slap you on the wrist with it, or "give you a warning".

More often than not, I've been pulled over for "excessive speed" to be asked for license, registration, insurance, ID cards for the kids, immunization records, credit report, the works.

More often than not, I'm given the "Watch your speed" and let go.

Why? Because they're out there looking to make a BIG score. Drugs, DWI, no insurance, expired license, etc.

When they can't find that, they sigh, and toss you back, kind of like fishing, but with radar guns as bait, and cars as the game they're trying to catch.

Speaking of your live blogging...

You gotta cam that!

We need to see the 'do, and see just how happy you can be turning another year older!

Have a great FERTILE day Bee!!

*evil chuckle here*

Ticket or not, Joe the not really a plumber's 15 m...

2008-11-05T06:48:35.807-06:00

Ticket or not, Joe the not really a plumber's 15 minutes of fame are up I think.

Definitely live blog your birthday - while wearing the appropriate suit of course, Bee :>)

I believe the first order of business for the soon...

2008-11-04T21:53:41.351-06:00

I believe the first order of business for the soon-to-be President Obama is to look into that non-ticketing fiasco and slap that dude with a fine.

I feel the need to touch your hair...

2008-11-04T21:50:25.936-06:00

I feel the need to touch your hair...

wait a minute, I've always believed that in IL the...

2008-11-04T20:36:22.297-06:00

wait a minute, I've always believed that in IL the cops don't even look at ya unless you're doing more than 20 over! You was wobbed! And probably I should drive a little less than the speed of light next time I'm there.

Oh, and I like the live blogging idea. It's your day, go for it!