tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post5497421458883403535..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: The love of my life still makes me blush...Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-46367266213934601362008-07-31T22:47:00.000-05:002008-07-31T22:47:00.000-05:00I love coming here, I smile, I snicker, I outright...I love coming here, I smile, I snicker, I outright crack up. You have such an amazingly insane way of presenting things that it makes perfect sense ad at the same time, it's so twisted so warped, that I can't wait for the next one to be posted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-26170816456067402852008-07-31T22:18:00.000-05:002008-07-31T22:18:00.000-05:00jean knee:If I call him honey in public, he won't ...jean knee:<BR/>If I call him honey in public, he won't know I'm talking to him. ;o)<BR/><BR/>Queen Goob:<BR/>#2 is right! Blech!<BR/><BR/>Cheese sounds perfect to me. <BR/><BR/>AKA Sandy:<BR/>I know, these people are so silly. :o)<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>Hmmmmmm...<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>Do you remember my post where my little brother charged about $300 in texts? After that, they were permanently baned from our plan or Andy becomes Crazy Eyes Andy. he's scary.<BR/><BR/>Ummmm, if I say "period" he'll misinterpret what I'm trying to say.<BR/><BR/>Brian #8:<BR/>Tssssss! Sorry you're lucky #EIGHT.<BR/><BR/>Brian #9:<BR/>Well...<BR/><BR/>Suzy:<BR/>I KNOW! Except my sister. She sucks are reading my eyes.<BR/><BR/>Alice:<BR/>We still use it every once in a while.<BR/><BR/>Queen Goob:<BR/>You had me at cheese! :o)<BR/><BR/>Chelle B:<BR/>Thanks we were young AND in love back then. <BR/><BR/>Sornie:<BR/>My hubs is odd. He says things like "potty potty" to our dogs.<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>I once said the D word jokingly and he FLIPPED OUT. <BR/><BR/>Anonymouse:<BR/>YAWN.<BR/><BR/>VE:<BR/>You. Are. A. Genius.<BR/><BR/>Dan:<BR/>he has daddy issues.<BR/><BR/>Queen Goob:<BR/>Thanks, we WERE adorable. Now we're just sad. ;op<BR/>I'm glad to hear you washed your hands. Blech again!<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>It's okay, that's a Bee double. Not really me. Okay it is but the white flash disguises me.<BR/><BR/>I LOVE TIPPY TOES!!! I LOVE IT!!<BR/><BR/>NCS:<BR/>Thanks, we look so happy. I wonder what happened? ;o)<BR/><BR/>And.<BR/><BR/>(:-O<BR/><BR/>You don't make fun of people. Not you. I bet those are some Cool Stories! <BR/><BR/>"men" are "funnier":<BR/>BWAHAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>I LOVE IT!<BR/><BR/>Anndi:<BR/>I don't know why people don't just say who they are. What am I gonna do? Go to their jobs and ask them for a piece of their ham sandwich?<BR/><BR/>Jacki:<BR/>Hmm, I'll try it but I have this feeling he'll keep pushing. :o)<BR/><BR/>Jay:<BR/>Hi! :o)<BR/>You can always order them online. They cut through cans ya' know! <BR/><BR/>Jinksy:<BR/>Ha ha! Asshat is a step up from fucker I guess.<BR/><BR/>Rhonda:<BR/>I like your system! It's subtle but to the point!<BR/><BR/>Sinister Dan:<BR/>No. I don't believe it! I imagine your marriage is much too civilized!<BR/><BR/>Rickey:<BR/>Ha ha! You know what my hubs would do? he'd draw nudie pictures on paper!<BR/><BR/>Marie:<BR/>When I try to give him "the look" he just opens his eyes as if to say "I know what you're doing and I'm countering your look with my blank stare". Aren't we a pair??<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>i think he does call himself a genius. :o)Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-9722339030802686452008-07-31T16:00:00.001-05:002008-07-31T16:00:00.001-05:00he could almost be called a geniushe could almost be called a geniusJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-38819773686625622722008-07-31T16:00:00.000-05:002008-07-31T16:00:00.000-05:00damn, Rickey has the right idea.damn, Rickey has the right idea.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-54607011372830015542008-07-31T15:57:00.000-05:002008-07-31T15:57:00.000-05:00We don't have a word, I just give him a Look.We don't have a word, I just give him a Look.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-10868832790701947492008-07-31T15:43:00.000-05:002008-07-31T15:43:00.000-05:00see, this is a great example of why Rickey doesn't...see, this is a great example of why Rickey doesn't communicate verbally with Ms. Henderson. He just slips her notes informing her of his thoughts and she quietly nods. So far it's working out well.Rickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05773465359487671887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-17625248482435886832008-07-31T14:53:00.000-05:002008-07-31T14:53:00.000-05:00Almost all of my conversations with my wife end wi...Almost all of my conversations with my wife end with her calling me a fucker.<BR/><BR/>What a coincidence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-80680649661433740352008-07-31T14:34:00.000-05:002008-07-31T14:34:00.000-05:00My husband is an obnoxious ass...well, quite a bit...My husband is an obnoxious ass...well, quite a bit. So, we have established a rating system.<BR/><BR/>1 is a "you are a perfect husband" and 10 is a "you will be lucky if they find all your body parts."<BR/><BR/>So all I have to do is look at him and say "You're at an 8" and he takes it down a few notches. Perfect for every situation!<BR/><BR/>:)Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-26562232859232694452008-07-31T14:20:00.000-05:002008-07-31T14:20:00.000-05:00I think the codeword (and I've seen it thrown arou...I think the codeword (and I've seen it thrown around a lot lately) should be "asshat".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-35072617908879654482008-07-31T13:34:00.000-05:002008-07-31T13:34:00.000-05:00LOL! Funny post! Mmm.. I like those Ginsu knives!...LOL! Funny post! <BR/><BR/>Mmm.. I like those Ginsu knives! Especially the stainless ones. I wonder if they sell those over here? And do I have room for more knives?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-32167767771595607492008-07-31T06:39:00.000-05:002008-07-31T06:39:00.000-05:00My husband has learned in four years that there ar...My husband has learned in four years that there are things he just doesn't want to know. So our code phrase is "you don't want to know" so then he knows not to ask any questions.United Studieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605529272895583783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-13391499538889146032008-07-31T06:03:00.000-05:002008-07-31T06:03:00.000-05:00*snarf*Maybe the word "Anon" could mean shut up yo...*snarf*<BR/><BR/>Maybe the word "Anon" could mean shut up you're stupid... just sayin' ;)Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-57826149618051016992008-07-31T04:28:00.000-05:002008-07-31T04:28:00.000-05:00Anon did use a lot of quotes didn't he?Hey anon?TI...Anon did use a lot of quotes didn't he?<BR/>Hey anon?<BR/><BR/>TIPPY TOE! TIPPY TOE!Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-18357462345759987832008-07-30T23:11:00.000-05:002008-07-30T23:11:00.000-05:00"men" are "funnier" because "they" use lots "of" Q..."men" are "funnier" because "they" use lots "of" Quotes""" and that "makes" them "look" very smart "!"<BR/><BR/>Yes anonymous, "you" have made "your" "point" alright. "A" "gold" star for "you"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-56862062453280445032008-07-30T23:01:00.000-05:002008-07-30T23:01:00.000-05:00You gys are so cute :)Daily Hero and I have a lot ...You gys are so cute :)<BR/>Daily Hero and I have a lot of code words...for making fun of people :D Really, I am such a bad influence.<BR/><BR/>We don't really have a code word for when we need to stop talking, you know, being perfect and all :DSuper Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-52664074185819689582008-07-30T21:41:00.000-05:002008-07-30T21:41:00.000-05:00I like the idea of having a codeword. I think that...I like the idea of having a codeword. I think that the hubby and I should come up with one. <BR/><BR/>What about that episode of Seinfeld where they have a code word. Oh, what was the word?<BR/><BR/>Tippy Toe! That's it!<BR/><BR/>That should be your new code word! <BR/><BR/>Then you'll be yelling:<BR/><BR/>Andy!! Tippy toe! tippy toe!<BR/><BR/>And people will think that maybe Andy walks too loud or something but he will know what it means.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-7135578363571447082008-07-30T21:38:00.000-05:002008-07-30T21:38:00.000-05:00Hey, Um...Bee?I don't want to embarrass you by poi...Hey, Um...Bee?<BR/><BR/>I don't want to embarrass you by pointing this out but..um.. did you know that your face is showing in that picture? <BR/><BR/>I mean, I like your face, and you guys are a really cute couple. It's just that I'm not used to seeing you full faced. Normally you've got some strange object held over your face. <BR/><BR/>Don't be embarrassed. It happens to all of us.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-50122321069814591812008-07-30T21:04:00.000-05:002008-07-30T21:04:00.000-05:00No - it sounds like anonymous needs to do with tha...No - it sounds like anonymous needs to do with that sparkplug what VE was going to suggest.<BR/><BR/>Bee - you guys are so cute! And I washed my hands.Queen Goobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-90751714797574427012008-07-30T17:49:00.000-05:002008-07-30T17:49:00.000-05:00Sounds to me like "anonymous" is taking things too...Sounds to me like "anonymous" is taking things too serious so "he" must really be a women or an English cigarette it.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-12204856634271294522008-07-30T15:42:00.000-05:002008-07-30T15:42:00.000-05:00I had some ideas but SPARKPLUG...I had some ideas but SPARKPLUG...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-82109096404795345512008-07-30T15:40:00.000-05:002008-07-30T15:40:00.000-05:00Why is it that when men say something “mean” about...Why is it that when men say something “mean” about women "we’re" sexist but when women turn around and say the same shit about men "they’re" not sexist? Men are funnier because women take “offense” to everything and take things too "seriously". I hope your husband “learns” to put you in your place!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-58626572399335973152008-07-30T14:49:00.000-05:002008-07-30T14:49:00.000-05:00I kid because I love my little alien battling, Bat...I kid because I love my little alien battling, Battlestar watching goon.<BR/><BR/>Also? You two are freakin' adorable! Or, as my little alien battling, Battlestar watching goon would say "frackin' adorable!"for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-7030744796569537632008-07-30T14:48:00.000-05:002008-07-30T14:48:00.000-05:00At my house, that code word is "divorce."Oh, I kid...At my house, that code word is "divorce."<BR/><BR/>Oh, I kid, I kid!for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-37274776707438467282008-07-30T14:15:00.000-05:002008-07-30T14:15:00.000-05:00I have no word for you but that story made me laug...I have no word for you but that story made me laugh because a grown man saying poopsie is just funny.Sorniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057350597607764166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-46852140447186792022008-07-30T13:58:00.000-05:002008-07-30T13:58:00.000-05:00Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Look at that picture, you guys are sooooooo damned adorable. :)<BR/><BR/>Oh and hey, just be glad you don't have the troll herpes on your lip like I do. *cries* :DChelle Blöggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.com