tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post4895277318207148370..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: The mystery of the missing BIG sausage. + Milton the tyrannical staple dictator. (Like Tales from the Crypt... only scarier!)Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-86376992871252916062008-05-28T01:03:00.000-05:002008-05-28T01:03:00.000-05:00"I was going to cut it up and put it out today as ..."I was going to cut it up and put it out today as a treat!"<BR/>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! you are killing me Bee.<BR/><BR/>Milton: I expected nothing less from her.<BR/>Clap clap clap!Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-88680892619739821092008-05-26T21:29:00.000-05:002008-05-26T21:29:00.000-05:00Missing sausage, leftover staples? Too funny!Missing sausage, leftover staples? Too funny!ksdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05783103427331063540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-65942631899007660502008-05-24T23:22:00.000-05:002008-05-24T23:22:00.000-05:00I love the stapler story. You're polluting the pl...I love the stapler story. You're polluting the planet with your unused staples!robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-66629395379838766012008-05-24T12:33:00.000-05:002008-05-24T12:33:00.000-05:00I am always for reals!I am always for reals!cathouse terihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547258612468286876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-73247894566099844652008-05-24T11:30:00.000-05:002008-05-24T11:30:00.000-05:00I skimmed this quickly, I admit, and had to reread...I skimmed this quickly, I admit, and had to reread the part about the sausage, because I thought it was between you and your husband. It sounds like something my wife and I would argue about...except it's the remote most of the time...usually she says I can't find my a** with two hands, although I usually show her that yes, I can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-59134719042443852912008-05-24T11:13:00.000-05:002008-05-24T11:13:00.000-05:00jinksy makes a fine point. i loved the sausage st...jinksy makes a fine point. i loved the sausage story but i was waiting for some dirty jokes. the cheese thing was hilarious.Beat Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03167863350856590197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-5079213927575958132008-05-24T10:53:00.000-05:002008-05-24T10:53:00.000-05:00Aroogoogoola:Heck yeah, they hide it, they smoke i...Aroogoogoola:<BR/>Heck yeah, they hide it, they smoke it, they eat it. ;o)<BR/><BR/>Marie:<BR/>You and me? We think the same! I once tried putting 3 staples in one and it took me longer to unclog it than it would have to just get a fresh strip.<BR/><BR/>Alice:<BR/>I work with a bunch of old cobwebby bats! :o)<BR/>Think of me when you're having a big sausage. Or not.<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>My motto is "No bats will be happy here as long as I'm still a spring chicken!!"<BR/><BR/>Hopefully I'll have good pictures.<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>I should ask for donations. :o)<BR/>I'll fling the staples at her.<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>I don't know. <BR/>I think that's an old wives tale invented by men. :o)<BR/><BR/>CT:<BR/>To know a sausage is to love a sausage. ;o)<BR/>Are you for reals on the mini staples?? :o)<BR/><BR/>Nancy:<BR/>She didn't bother looking on any shelf other than the one she place the Big Sausage. You know how they role! :o)<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>You and me together? We're gonna single handedly save the planet!!<BR/><BR/>Dan:<BR/>Dan, Dan, Dan! What will be next? She'll monitor the amount of toilet paper I use?<BR/>Remember what I said, if you feel sorry for them, it stops being funny! Dumbass! >:o[<BR/><BR/>Jinksy:<BR/>My mind was in the gutter. That's why I decided to tell the story of the Big Sausage getting lost in the cheese because of fungus. Also, I don't throw gutter balls at them anymore. They don't get it cuz they're old.<BR/><BR/>Meg:<BR/>Will do! :o)Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-27089456627157979362008-05-24T08:19:00.000-05:002008-05-24T08:19:00.000-05:00Have a great weekend and let me know if there's a ...Have a great weekend and let me know if there's a Cusack siting.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16253518897502046799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-599342388366169552008-05-23T23:01:00.000-05:002008-05-23T23:01:00.000-05:00I would like to state for the record, that this po...I would like to state for the record, that this post left me shocked.<BR/><BR/>If someone at my work said they had misplaced their sausage, some sexual innuendo would certainly have followed.<BR/><BR/>You could at least put your mind in the gutter. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-60637296621110329792008-05-23T18:11:00.000-05:002008-05-23T18:11:00.000-05:00Why are you so mean? Milton wasn't asking you to d...Why are you so mean? Milton wasn't asking you to do anything unreasonable. <BR/>I would have said sure, no problem.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16933668567134252662008-05-23T14:52:00.000-05:002008-05-23T14:52:00.000-05:00I felt a shiver of pleasure thinking how you will ...I felt a shiver of pleasure thinking how you will save a staple to save the planetJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-2482011708964392562008-05-23T13:02:00.000-05:002008-05-23T13:02:00.000-05:00lol...lol It's a mini fridge right? How can she no...lol...lol <BR/><BR/>It's a mini fridge right? How can she not find it in a mini fridge??? Wait.. Stupid question...Nancy27https://www.blogger.com/profile/04077747017792032549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-6374481649625405472008-05-23T12:27:00.000-05:002008-05-23T12:27:00.000-05:00Love the sausage story! Email me your address. I...Love the sausage story! <BR/><BR/>Email me your address. I'm sending you some mini staples.cathouse terihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547258612468286876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-84812265164838790002008-05-23T11:37:00.000-05:002008-05-23T11:37:00.000-05:00It's not so much the size of the sausage as what y...It's not so much the size of the sausage as what you can do with it, and if you can lose it in a mini fridge, then the ego on that hunk o' meat must be gigantic!<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your weekend!for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-47052382669547756092008-05-23T08:30:00.000-05:002008-05-23T08:30:00.000-05:00Since these unused staples are liable to clog the ...Since these unused staples are liable to clog the stapler, and since Milton wants them, I think you should definitely save them for her.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-1617395511208854672008-05-23T06:45:00.000-05:002008-05-23T06:45:00.000-05:00If I were you, I'd get my own fridge...If I were you, I'd get my own fridge...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-1125367795324033252008-05-23T05:15:00.000-05:002008-05-23T05:15:00.000-05:00I agree with Marie, they do clog up the stapler. D...I agree with Marie, they do clog up the stapler. Don't kill your cute teeny tiny stapler just to make one of the bats happy Bee! Don't do it!<BR/><BR/>Have fun at the gardens! Are you allowed to take pictures there? I've never been to one, just wondered what it looked like. Take pictures if you can!Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-14831083579073474342008-05-23T02:07:00.000-05:002008-05-23T02:07:00.000-05:00I can't decide if the sausage or staple story was ...I can't decide if the sausage or staple story was f***in funnier! Good grief - a freakin' staple people! Who are you working with?Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312731015432167519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-26922288784951419462008-05-22T22:40:00.000-05:002008-05-22T22:40:00.000-05:00I'm not into sausage either. Or seafood for that m...I'm not into sausage either. Or seafood for that matter.<BR/><BR/>When you put the leftover staples in, they clog the stapler. Don't do it!Memarie Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03289584923725420572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-45837408272411412542008-05-22T22:28:00.000-05:002008-05-22T22:28:00.000-05:00I'm so glad to know that the old ladies in your of...I'm so glad to know that the old ladies in your office still get around enough to play 'Hide The Sausage' every once in awhile.Arugula Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13201087371325938840noreply@blogger.com