tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post3426676360141730642..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: Why they're called the "Golden Years"Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-80853091793525867412007-11-20T21:47:00.000-06:002007-11-20T21:47:00.000-06:00Turkey:Happy you day too! :o)Turkey:<BR/>Happy <I>you</I> day too! :o)Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-33069957831879017402007-11-20T21:46:00.000-06:002007-11-20T21:46:00.000-06:00i am now officially where i have to be for big tur...i am now officially where i have to be for big turkey day. i wont be back until monday so i probably wont comment much. just in case you miss me.<BR/>need to say 2 things<BR/>first still no robot ending why????<BR/>second i never thought id miss working there but finding a couple of white hairs stuck in the pee infested john is worth coming back for. not really but you know what i mean!<BR/>HAPPY TURKEY INFESTATION EVERYBODY!!Big Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13273970202552109670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-5212170965804881162007-11-20T20:59:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:59:00.000-06:00check your e-mailcheck your e-mailBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-74146833771959830582007-11-20T20:56:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:56:00.000-06:00what picture, where? oh the one I'll cuddle every...what picture, where? oh the one I'll cuddle every night and add to my Bee shrine? oh yeahJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-22198374001291686662007-11-20T20:40:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:40:00.000-06:00BWAHAHAHA!STOP ASKING ME FOR A PICTURE OF MYSELF J...BWAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>STOP ASKING ME FOR A PICTURE OF MYSELF JEAN KNEE!!! STOP! I'LL CALL THE STATE TROOPER WHO PULLED YOU OVER...!Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-57737691325768469962007-11-20T20:39:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:39:00.000-06:00I'd save you and elastic, sorry Brian you just hav...I'd save you and elastic, sorry Brian you just have to stay in there, cuz I know you'll laugh when the the arse gets wedgedJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-8153568180757708182007-11-20T20:35:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:35:00.000-06:00Well, my bottom is pretty ample.Well, my bottom is pretty ample.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-71413742703287340912007-11-20T20:34:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:34:00.000-06:00EWBL:Neil Diamond? Who's Neil Diamond? Nah, just k...EWBL:<BR/>Neil Diamond? Who's Neil Diamond? Nah, just kidding! I was trying to act young-er.<BR/><BR/>Ha! I love the stciky note idea. It'll for sure (for sure? back in the valley?) keep the woman pee-ers out!Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-42148223675915666702007-11-20T20:32:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:32:00.000-06:00you are lying bee, I know you'd get your arse trap...you are lying bee, I know you'd get your arse trapped to try and save me, I just know itJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-49044018788472141422007-11-20T20:19:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:19:00.000-06:00I got a suggestion for a cute little sticky note s...I got a suggestion for a cute little sticky note sign to place on the door:<BR/>Public Toilet Of The Damned<BR/>Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Hereelasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-61318153575727896602007-11-20T20:16:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:16:00.000-06:00Alls you gots to do to get an old lady off the cra...Alls you gots to do to get an old lady off the crapper and crawling around the floor is to tell her you dropped your Neil Diamond concert ticket and she can have it if she finds it.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-66124237950057702112007-11-20T19:36:00.000-06:002007-11-20T19:36:00.000-06:00Brian:Right, death trap for the elderly, goldmine ...Brian:<BR/>Right, death trap for the elderly, goldmine for Bee.<BR/><BR/>Purple trousers:<BR/>I went to the crime scene to investigate and found some purple fibers. Now, either they were wearing purple or Barney had an accident in there. J/K!<BR/><BR/>somegirl:<BR/>Norm was shaking his head (and chest) the whole time he was telling me the story. I'm thinking man bra for Christmas!<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>I need to know stories so go ahead and post 'em so I can laugh at jean knee & jean-uh as Lucy & Ethel.<BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>Ha! I love your initials!<BR/>Anyway, yeah I don't have a friend I would do that for nope! Maybe, <I>MAYBE</I> my sister, well my niece too and mom. So basically I would have to have actual blood ties to the person. <BR/><BR/>Nancy:<BR/>Careful, I don't want any more trouble...<BR/><BR/>Tracy:<BR/>I'll try to sneak a picture of Norm but I don't want him to think I want his bod! He might pose suggestively and I'll lose my lunch and future dinner.<BR/>Tease, yeah I'm glad your mind went there since that was my hope. It seems we have the same deviant thoughts. [just don't tell my momma]Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-37567467442393453822007-11-20T16:42:00.000-06:002007-11-20T16:42:00.000-06:00That's a GREAT idea!!!I'll make sure I get someone...That's a GREAT idea!!!<BR/><BR/>I'll make sure I get someone with an AMPLE BOTTOM to go under!!! lol...lolNancy27https://www.blogger.com/profile/04077747017792032549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-33805243164429104682007-11-20T15:13:00.000-06:002007-11-20T15:13:00.000-06:00This is my first bathroom story from you but I hav...This is my first bathroom story from you but I have to say, I.Loved.It!<BR/>I would like to address two things here.<BR/>1. did you ever think that old Normy wears his shirt unbuttoned, not to be hot, but maybe because he can't get them buttoned over his ample gut? You should ask or atleast take a picture for us!<BR/>2. You were kind of a tease there because your title says "why they're called the golden years" and then you throw out there "Two old ladies in a stall together" and my mind totally went down a different fork in the road than the one you took. Not that I'm bitter or anything. You know, I'm just saying.<BR/>Thanks for the laugh though. I think I'm gonna like your office bathroom (that just totally sounded gross)(I'm gonna go now.)Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16292776613837061252007-11-20T14:40:00.000-06:002007-11-20T14:40:00.000-06:00Nancy:You had a couple of people who wanted you to...Nancy:<BR/><BR/>You had a couple of people who wanted you to share the joke? You should have used them to re-enact the incident - and photographed it. Like one of those "Crimestoppers" programs...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-85325418693656206352007-11-20T11:00:00.000-06:002007-11-20T11:00:00.000-06:00LMAO!!!! Ok I think I might have laughed a little ...LMAO!!!! Ok I think I might have laughed a little toooo lound!!! I had a couple of people walk over to see "WHAT, PLease share the joke????"Nancy27https://www.blogger.com/profile/04077747017792032549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-24689293115501066772007-11-20T08:46:00.000-06:002007-11-20T08:46:00.000-06:00Lord, I've been in enough nasty women's public bat...Lord, I've been in enough nasty women's public bathrooms to think that I would stand there and ponder the strength of my friendship if said friend was stuck behind a locked door. I totally think I'd pull a Jack from "Titanic" and just offer to hold her hand and make her talk to me until the bitter, bitter end.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-46638770348369957602007-11-20T08:38:00.000-06:002007-11-20T08:38:00.000-06:00I can Jean-uh and I getting into that same situati...I can Jean-uh and I getting into that same situation in a few years. we've been in similar ones in the past, quite a few actually, one involving a floor drain and another with a trashcan...I'm sure there are others I'm just too senile to remember right nowJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-51919773927958693852007-11-20T01:57:00.000-06:002007-11-20T01:57:00.000-06:00You know catching the two ol' biddies stuck in the...You know catching the two ol' biddies stuck in the stall would have been enough to make me point and laugh....But add to the scene a not-so-sexy-hairy-chested-creepy maintenance man looming over them as he fiddled with the door would be enough to make me laugh for at least a week....Isn't this why "Depends" were invented??someGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06402423805008884314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-3372073486974837612007-11-20T00:55:00.000-06:002007-11-20T00:55:00.000-06:00Goldmine? Sounds like a death trap...Did you ask i...Goldmine? Sounds like a death trap...<BR/><BR/>Did you ask if she was wearing purple trousers?Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.com