tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post3319764032829478636..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: This is a completely made up story. It is not real AT ALL!!Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-73008491530319441472009-01-02T02:25:00.000-06:002009-01-02T02:25:00.000-06:00Now we know the real reason why the Arabs despise ...Now we know the real reason why the Arabs despise us. We use our right hands. They use their left hands, without toilet paper, and then clean them off in the sand. That is why the left is called the Dung Hand. To offer it is the ultimate insult.<BR/><BR/>So, its a good thing that Bob Dole wasn't elected President, don't you think?Marvel Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02394584380271162466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-83424773191703550212008-12-05T10:08:00.000-06:002008-12-05T10:08:00.000-06:00oh. my. god. there must be something in the air cu...oh. my. god. there must be something in the air cuz my friend works in a med facility and had a "VIP" the other day, who was not to be identified (but she does the paperwork for insurance) and turns out he was a very influential doc in the community who had a cigar wrapper stuck up his hieniehole. and she had to figure out how to word it on the insurance paperwork. BWWWWUUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHmagpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14298148509658872018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-56560778506707471792008-12-04T21:34:00.000-06:002008-12-04T21:34:00.000-06:00See, I would have never tried to "pretend" like th...See, I would have never tried to "pretend" like this was fictional... I have no problem ridiculing my clients. But not everybody is an asshole like me.<BR/><BR/>Too funny, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-44493521558695947512008-12-04T21:31:00.000-06:002008-12-04T21:31:00.000-06:00flush!flush!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-21134271699803078072008-12-04T20:33:00.000-06:002008-12-04T20:33:00.000-06:00How that office Goddess ever held it together is b...How that office Goddess ever held it together is beyond me. I would have died right then and there. Or maybe I would have showed my cleavage to ease the tension. What? Some people are into that sort of thing.steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-48281326703543190212008-12-04T18:11:00.000-06:002008-12-04T18:11:00.000-06:00Hey Bee- I thought you were going to send me somet...Hey Bee- I thought you were going to send me something for "Friday confessional." You still interested? I need it tonight to post in the morning!Michael from dadcation.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09961356620989366475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-22234862398819838182008-12-04T16:25:00.000-06:002008-12-04T16:25:00.000-06:00One hand injured, the other arm in a sling? That f...One hand injured, the other arm in a sling? That fictitious patient is up shit creek without a paddle...Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-66851244608254985382008-12-04T16:09:00.000-06:002008-12-04T16:09:00.000-06:00You can't fool me. You were that patient, weren't...You can't fool me. You were that patient, weren't you?robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-29354063926561606752008-12-04T14:38:00.000-06:002008-12-04T14:38:00.000-06:00Oh Bee, the stories I could tell your alleged, bea...Oh Bee, the stories I could tell your alleged, beautiful friend! Working in the ER always was an interesting adventure for me. <BR/>It's amazing how many things people actually get accidentally stuck up their bums! Allegedly of course!Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-76511788150060373582008-12-04T13:32:00.000-06:002008-12-04T13:32:00.000-06:00LMAO I woulda so burst out laughing. I mean, if ...LMAO I woulda so burst out laughing. I mean, if I were real! And I totally knew you were talking about yourself even though, I must say, you were pretty good at trying to hide that fact. I'm pretty observant though. So how exactly did this get written down in his records?!! Ass wiping accident?!! Hahaha :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-71990567837547671662008-12-04T11:15:00.000-06:002008-12-04T11:15:00.000-06:00Even though it's funny to hear it's just wrong!!!!...Even though it's funny to hear it's just wrong!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I mean where did he get his bed side manners????<BR/><BR/>Poor fictional character...Nancy27https://www.blogger.com/profile/04077747017792032549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-82458098471050130302008-12-04T10:48:00.000-06:002008-12-04T10:48:00.000-06:00I was looking through the crack and that guy weren...I was looking through the crack and that guy weren't wiping his a%s<BR/><BR/>he lyingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-23094718173006389062008-12-04T09:15:00.000-06:002008-12-04T09:15:00.000-06:00Maybe the patient really did speak English,and was...Maybe the patient really did speak English,and was just too embarrassed to tell the doctor themselves. I'm going to try that the next time I have to go to the doctor,but first I better learn to speak Spanish.<BR/><BR/>Great fictitious story!!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-6916274653902611992008-12-03T20:20:00.000-06:002008-12-03T20:20:00.000-06:00I'm right handed but I'm gonna start practicing wi...I'm right handed but I'm gonna start practicing with my left so that this never happens to me.<BR/>I would have lied my ass off.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-70345394172783162092008-12-03T19:11:00.000-06:002008-12-03T19:11:00.000-06:00FREAKING HILARIOUS! I just got the strangest look ...FREAKING HILARIOUS! I just got the strangest look from my husband because I broke into hysterical laughter. <BR/><BR/>Don't worry, I'm used to it, he looks at me like that all the time.Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-47556672744292469372008-12-03T18:59:00.000-06:002008-12-03T18:59:00.000-06:00That's freaking high-larious!Oh the fun stuff that...That's freaking high-larious!<BR/><BR/>Oh the fun stuff that you, I mean fictional she, must have to translate to espanol.<BR/><BR/>Que divertido para todos!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-32607543746768740472008-12-03T15:36:00.000-06:002008-12-03T15:36:00.000-06:00BD:Uh, watcha talkin' about Willis?? This didn't h...BD:<BR/>Uh, watcha talkin' about Willis?? This didn't happen <I>here</I> but you're welcome to come over!<BR/><BR/>Jorm:<BR/>Yep! It's always fun to laugh at others, fictional or otherwise.<BR/><BR/>AND FYI JORM! SHE IS A FANTASTIC COOK! She just has some safety issues and hates to do it.<BR/><BR/>Chat:<BR/>I have to agree! <BR/><BR/>Just Sayin':<BR/>Will they ever learn??<BR/><BR/>MilesperHour:<BR/>I bet you have some very funny<I>fictional</I> stories to tell!<BR/><BR/>Marie:<BR/>I, uh I mean <B>SHE</B>, made sure to tell her boss exactly what she said told the patient regarding his exit. He did not seem pleased. <BR/><BR/>Lidian:<BR/>I wish she were real too. I'd have someone to help with the cooking!<BR/><BR/>Padre Muskrat:<BR/>You mean <B>SHE</B> and yes, she could be the next Mother Theresa.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-15604375197872500572008-12-03T13:54:00.000-06:002008-12-03T13:54:00.000-06:00That's awesome. You're so caring.That's awesome. You're so caring.Michael from dadcation.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09961356620989366475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-54247023228367940052008-12-03T13:12:00.000-06:002008-12-03T13:12:00.000-06:00The beautiful fictional chick tells a great story!...The beautiful fictional chick tells a great story! I really like her blog a lot, that is, if she was real and had a blog.Lidianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14609618027313982020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-6215966779151234732008-12-03T12:37:00.000-06:002008-12-03T12:37:00.000-06:00well, you - i mean SHE - ought to be commended for...well, you - i mean SHE - ought to be commended for giving the guy some pride back. since brad works for a mortuary you can well imagine he has some interesting stories to tell, but i can't blog them since i'm not totally anonymous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-52211659518321132172008-12-03T11:41:00.000-06:002008-12-03T11:41:00.000-06:00Working in the health care field myself for 2 deca...Working in the health care field myself for 2 decades I can honestly say I have had some fictional things happen to me as well.Michael Horvathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06490946095047002839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-30269655982763279302008-12-03T10:44:00.000-06:002008-12-03T10:44:00.000-06:00It takes professional athletes years and years of ...It takes professional athletes years and years of training and practice to go left and this guy thinks he can just go left at will... Pffffttt! <BR/><BR/>He deserved what he got!Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-65429111080598863902008-12-03T10:22:00.000-06:002008-12-03T10:22:00.000-06:00bwahaha! fictional gorgeous chick has the best wor...bwahaha! fictional gorgeous chick has the best work stories ever! :)Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-39097751272602031022008-12-03T10:19:00.000-06:002008-12-03T10:19:00.000-06:00At least it wasn't as bad as the "Armageddon" stuf...At least it wasn't as bad as the "Armageddon" stuff..<BR/><BR/>After all, things could get worse!<BR/><BR/>Not only that, but I recall having to translate for some folks, and doctors assuming that because you speak one foreign language, you should be able to translate just about anything!<BR/><BR/>So one Spanish patient is happy, while you're still trying to figure out what that Cambodian woman needs, and the German exchange student in the waiting room, and the two Latvian guys holding their stomachs in exam room 3....<BR/><BR/>*sigh* Thank god I've got a job like this one where I can laugh at folks who have jobs like yours.. I mean the imaginary beautiful woman who can't cook!Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-65527014357611517132008-12-03T09:37:00.000-06:002008-12-03T09:37:00.000-06:00THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK! d...THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK! damn i miss the nut house maybe i'll stop by tomorrow.Big Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13273970202552109670noreply@blogger.com