tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post1472273620425741917..comments2023-11-02T04:44:59.883-05:00Comments on Bee's Musings: I want to get a seeing eye monkey. Who will also throw poop at my enemies.Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-11330166358725906592009-03-05T12:10:00.000-06:002009-03-05T12:10:00.000-06:00I hope my seeing eye llama that spits on passersby...I hope my seeing eye llama that spits on passersby and your poo flinging monkey don't ever cross paths at a seeing-eye animal convention. Could get messy.<BR/><BR/>Besides that point, however, the glasses look cool. Of course if you don't like the way they look on your face, there is always plastic surgery! I have always found it's easier to make my face fit the glasses instead of the glasses fit my face!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-4473938195482504872009-02-28T01:02:00.000-06:002009-02-28T01:02:00.000-06:00Wow. As one who wears glasses, I can empathize.I w...Wow. As one who wears glasses, I can empathize.<BR/><BR/>I would like a seeing-eye-whore, who could perform kinky sexual things upon me when she wasn't guiding me.<BR/><BR/>I'm Stumbling this because your anger is just so perfect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-78875571506879406332009-02-26T17:52:00.000-06:002009-02-26T17:52:00.000-06:00I think they are sexy. Sorry you hate them.I think they are sexy. Sorry you hate them.The Astral Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16004861551289478681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-91294520009040748902009-02-26T13:24:00.000-06:002009-02-26T13:24:00.000-06:00BEEEEEE!1)Expensive = cool2) My kids have those gl...BEEEEEE!<BR/>1)Expensive = cool<BR/><BR/>2) My kids have those glasses, this means: The glasses are cool.<BR/><BR/>You are welcome!Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-767446344727460142009-02-26T03:06:00.000-06:002009-02-26T03:06:00.000-06:00I'm late to this convo. I have a doctor's note for...I'm late to this convo. I have a doctor's note for you somewhere here... I swear!<BR/><BR/>What's wrong with how they make you look? What does Andy say?? I mean... at least they're not Sally Jesse glasses, you know what I mean?? Perhaps you should poll friends and family, like I did about the haircut. AH! polls!Ceci Virtuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01017742688414006937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-81730030821273410202009-02-25T23:05:00.000-06:002009-02-25T23:05:00.000-06:00I don't have a monkey, but I can loan you my 3 yea...I don't have a monkey, but I can loan you my 3 year old. She doesn't actually throw poop, she just finger paints with it, but I am sure you could teach her in no time.Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-23479683769816798682009-02-25T22:45:00.000-06:002009-02-25T22:45:00.000-06:00Tracy:The frames look good it' just the lenses are...Tracy:<BR/>The frames look good it' just the lenses are all screwy.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-60417868277226118652009-02-25T19:06:00.000-06:002009-02-25T19:06:00.000-06:00And hey! Can I be a part of the innapropriate card...And hey! Can I be a part of the innapropriate card day????Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-22597002454054340002009-02-25T19:05:00.000-06:002009-02-25T19:05:00.000-06:00Oh, I could have totally saved you from this Bee! ...Oh, I could have totally saved you from this Bee! I did the exact same thing. Actually, I think your glasses were exactly like mine. <BR/>The guy in the store was all "Ooo, they really make your eyes POP!"<BR/>Fucker.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-73719345289673693702009-02-25T16:39:00.000-06:002009-02-25T16:39:00.000-06:00Grant Miller:Funny, they make me look like Tina Fe...Grant Miller:<BR/>Funny, they make me look like Tina Fey.<BR/><BR/>Otter:<BR/>Lucky! If it weren't for weird eyeball infections and um the fact I don't know where you live, I'd totally go steal yours right now.<BR/><BR/>KayFour:<BR/>Yeah. I keep hoping my brain will just ignore the rims. <BR/><BR/>Hel:<BR/>You are so on! I just bought some gold fish crackers for my niece but I'll share 'em.Bee (the one who muses)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12766223798452118916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-1767000575688130962009-02-25T16:36:00.000-06:002009-02-25T16:36:00.000-06:00You can have my child for the poo flinging monkey ...You can have my child for the poo flinging monkey part. She's good at that.Helhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12024471761531493995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-62380022234021832902009-02-25T16:24:00.000-06:002009-02-25T16:24:00.000-06:00Holy crap! Sounds like you and me have the same o...Holy crap! Sounds like you and me have the same optometrist... but four years later, I wear my glasses and giggle because everyone else has to see them. NOT ME!Karen Popehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02083733993797635876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-54548777063876718652009-02-25T15:57:00.000-06:002009-02-25T15:57:00.000-06:00I am glad that I wear contacts all the time becaus...I am glad that I wear contacts all the time because picking glasses is way too hard. George Costnaza once said it is like picking a new face.Otter Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218675244540656914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-62345437903120331952009-02-25T14:24:00.000-06:002009-02-25T14:24:00.000-06:00Whenever I put on my glasses, I get this sexy Sara...Whenever I put on my glasses, I get this sexy Sarah Palin look about me.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-16539798321157624462009-02-25T14:05:00.000-06:002009-02-25T14:05:00.000-06:00Marvel Goose:You are such a sweet man. (Unlike my ...Marvel Goose:<BR/>You are such a sweet man. (Unlike my friend Brian)<BR/><BR/>Humorsmith:<BR/>And then I can say Aaaargh.<BR/>No guilt involved. I haven't been by too many of my favorite haunts lately due to Andy being a hard taskmaster.<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/>>:o[<BR/>I'll deal with you later. <BR/><BR/>Chris Wood 1:<BR/>Yeah, maybe like a new haircut, I just need to get off my pity pot. ;o)<BR/><BR/>Chris 2:<BR/>I vote for eye patch.<BR/><BR/>Petra:<BR/>I hear lenscrafters lets you take them for a test drive and return them if you don't like them. I am currently boycotting them but maybe I'll cave next time.<BR/><BR/>Lainey-Painey:<BR/>No, I go to a little office. :o(<BR/><BR/>Your glasses are HAWT!<BR/><BR/>RG:<BR/>Thanks for the words of encouragement but maybe it's facestyle. ;o)<BR/><BR/>Chica:<BR/>Great advice, thanks! :o)<BR/><BR/>Orion:<BR/>I might as well have paid with one of my kidneys. And yeah, my problem is astigma-screw-you-in-the-wallet-tism.<BR/><BR/>Suzy:<BR/>So you're saying it coulda been worse. <BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>One day, I will get tired of your bragging ways. ::sniffles::<BR/><BR/>jean knee:<BR/>Me too. <BR/><BR/>FADKOG:<BR/>Let's do it FADKOG!! Can you also autograph them so that may sell them on ebay? ;o)<BR/><BR/>The Office Scribe:<BR/>uhhhhhh NO! Stop! Don't do that! That's what the ladies I work with do and well, they've seen better days.<BR/>The ladies not the glasses.<BR/><BR/>Mary Moore:<BR/>I can't wait for mine.<BR/><BR/>Cameron:<BR/>No money back guarantee. I considering other options like a face transplant.<BR/><BR/>Jorm:<BR/>I can't wear contacts for more than 6-8 hours which is why I need back up in the form of glasses.Bee (the one who muses)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12766223798452118916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-89731271975465659422009-02-25T11:29:00.000-06:002009-02-25T11:29:00.000-06:00You could always do what I do there Bee.....Wear t...You could always do what I do there Bee.....<BR/><BR/>Wear them once a year, and be happy that at least you're not completely ignoring them..<BR/><BR/>Then return to squinting and using the "trombone arm" for reading.<BR/><BR/>All in all, either wear 'em, or cope with waiting until the contacts are in!<BR/><BR/>My vote?<BR/><BR/>Contacts.<BR/><BR/>I sure wish I could use 'em, but a partially separated cornea problem a few years back keeps me from being able to wear them at all.. *le sigh*Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-80347054085310035682009-02-25T10:25:00.000-06:002009-02-25T10:25:00.000-06:00No money back guarantee? Take em back.No money back guarantee? Take em back.Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07018907807878842267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-23337516960540035352009-02-25T10:03:00.000-06:002009-02-25T10:03:00.000-06:00I hate glasses. I get the coolio, very expensive a...I hate glasses. I get the coolio, very expensive and special contacts too! Weird eyes.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-9294588838261165212009-02-25T10:00:00.000-06:002009-02-25T10:00:00.000-06:00That's why, when I need new glasses, I am going to...That's why, when I need new glasses, I am going to buy the ones from the drug store that only come in crazy frames and cost $10 for two pair. Why? Because I am cheap and I hate doctors.The Office Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09361759184552584628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-9758662562156569992009-02-25T09:17:00.000-06:002009-02-25T09:17:00.000-06:00Would you be interested in discussing a frames exc...Would you be interested in discussing a frames exchange? I've had my glasses for four years and it's time for a change. Thing is, they sort of look like what you already have, but smaller. Either way, I'm game if you are!for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-41269716224241930072009-02-25T08:36:00.000-06:002009-02-25T08:36:00.000-06:00I think Brian just dissed youI think Brian just dissed youJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-39944502254417068352009-02-25T08:34:00.000-06:002009-02-25T08:34:00.000-06:00bummermy glasses not only look bad they also have ...bummer<BR/><BR/>my glasses not only look bad they also have a giant crack in them.<BR/><BR/>not to braggg but my eyes improved so much the last time I went to the Dr. that I got to dump my toric lense for a plain run of the mill one.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-4839590832088222702009-02-25T08:25:00.000-06:002009-02-25T08:25:00.000-06:00Same problem. I bought 2 pair of Chanels. One for ...Same problem. I bought 2 pair of Chanels. One for driving and watching movies, the same one in sunglasses. $500. about 6 years ago. I went in recently to upgrade and it was almost a grand. Going back to cheapos.<BR/><BR/>And yes, men LOVE the repressed librarian look. I get cruised more with the glasses than without.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-58116270397872570802009-02-25T08:19:00.000-06:002009-02-25T08:19:00.000-06:00Dude.I went to the eye doctor yesterday, my vision...Dude.<BR/>I went to the eye doctor yesterday, my vision has gotten better... but my astigmatism has gotten worse. The price of my contacts has now increased by 50%.AWESOME!!<BR/><BR/>i totally have sympathy for you.Orionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249718236310605607.post-72920123570171442822009-02-25T08:03:00.000-06:002009-02-25T08:03:00.000-06:00Put them on, wear them until you just cannot anymo...Put them on, wear them until you just cannot anymore. Keep doing that until you get used to the way you look in them, and woila should be fine by the time your contacts come in. :)Kelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.com